SEX!!!

im aware of that...it was just a staement... im still unsure if he is or not lol!!

Can't say I have an answer to that either.

Originally Posted by: meandmyRGNow as we have proven beyond doubt, the average male gt member(take that as you will) is at least 8inches, but to remove any scepticism about these outrageous discoveries I must ask, what of the female users? So far we have only discussed male genitalia so, could the dimentions of the females over the shoulder boulder holders reveal the one missing link between endowment and guitars?

36D....and I don't joke about stuff like that :) It does kind of suck though - they get in the way when sitting down with my guitar..... It takes some clever positioning....

hmm...interesting tonja.. :)

Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsDid you keep going afterwards?

Hell yeah! You know it man!

Speaking of interesting....

The Funniest compliment I ever got (well I didn't quite know how to take it when it was said, but now when I think of it - it was quite funny) was a guy friend (we have never dated or anything, just a friend) and he was saying that I had very nice lips (the ones on my face...) - anyway I was thinking, wow that's a nice thing to say and then he said........

You know Tonja you have the kind of lips that a guy would love to see wrapped around their D*ck.... There was complete silence for about a good 15 seconds or so and then I said .......uhhh Thank you?

The rest of my friends were rolling on the floor laughing - I had no idea how to take that.....

He said he meant it in a nice way.....I chuckle everytime I think of that - Men - the things they say and actually think we'll like... I was like "What did you think I was going to say - Geee Thanks let go and I'll show you what they look like....... Please, Men sometimes........ :)

Originally Posted by: meandmyRG
Now as we have proven beyond doubt, the average male gt member(take that as you will) is at least 8inches, but to remove any scepticism about these outrageous discoveries I must ask, what of the female users? So far we have only discussed male genitalia so, could the dimentions of the females over the shoulder boulder holders reveal the one missing link between endowment and guitars?[/QUOTE]
Questions I could never bring myself to ask a woman for 500, Alex.

Originally Posted by: Tonja_Renee36D....and I don't joke about stuff like that :) It does kind of suck though - they get in the way when sitting down with my guitar..... It takes some clever positioning....

Perhaps that's why there are significantly fewer female guitarists.

[QUOTE=Tonja_Renee]
Speaking of interesting....

The Funniest compliment I ever got (well I didn't quite know how to take it when it was said, but now when I think of it - it was quite funny) was a guy friend (we have never dated or anything, just a friend) and he was saying that I had very nice lips (the ones on my face...) - anyway I was thinking, wow that's a nice thing to say and then he said........

You know Tonja you have the kind of lips that a guy would love to see wrapped around their D*ck.... There was complete silence for about a good 15 seconds or so and then I said .......uhhh Thank you?

The rest of my friends were rolling on the floor laughing - I had no idea how to take that.....

He said he meant it in a nice way.....I chuckle everytime I think of that - Men - the things they say and actually think we'll like... I was like "What did you think I was going to say - Geee Thanks let go and I'll show you what they look like....... Please, Men sometimes........

Sometimes I'm not even sure what guys are thinking. I'm not even going to touch that one because if I do then I'm going to over analyze and most likely end up getting too vulgar with my words... and I"m not in the mood to take a ruler to the hands right now.

I've had less than three oral sex too. That's nothing to be ashamed of, Akira.

Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeI've had less than three oral sex too. That's nothing to be ashamed of, Akira.

Oh man that reminds me of another story. I was about 17 when this happened. So, me and some friends go to this party out in the country at this house. There's this girl there and we start talking, one thing leads to another and somehow we end up in my pickup and she's giving me head. This is taking place right outside the house. She's going at it like a champ when all of the sudden she starts to gag. I'm like "slow down baby it's not a race." The next thing I know this chick barfs in my lap! Then she gets out of the truck and runs in the house. So, there I am, sitting in my pickup with my pants down around my ankles and a lap full of puke. A couple of my friends come out to check on me and I start yelling "Don't come over here man, you don't want to see this." I talk them into going to get some paper towels from the house. I clean myself up the best I can and then I have to drive 25 miles home covered in puke from the waist down. I immediatley took a shower and never saw that chick again. :D

Damn, BB. You're a total pimp. It's sexy bastards like you that make it impossible for the rest of us to get any because all the b*tches are allready busy pleasing you.

Originally Posted by: HammurabiDamn, BB. You're a total pimp. It's sexy bastards like you that make it impossible for the rest of us to get any because all the b*tches are allready busy pleasing you.

Nah, I'm married now. Been off the market for 10 years. It's all you man. Go get'em tiger.

Originally Posted by: bigbudaOh man that reminds me of another story. I was about 17 when this happened. So, me and some friends go to this party out in the country at this house. There's this girl there and we start talking, one thing leads to another and somehow we end up in my pickup and she's giving me head. This is taking place right outside the house. She's going at it like a champ when all of the sudden she starts to gag. I'm like "slow down baby it's not a race." The next thing I know this chick barfs in my lap! Then she gets out of the truck and runs in the house. So, there I am, sitting in my pickup with my pants down around my ankles and a lap full of puke. A couple of my friends come out to check on me and I start yelling "Don't come over here man, you don't want to see this." I talk them into going to get some paper towels from the house. I clean myself up the best I can and then I have to drive 25 miles home covered in puke from the waist down. I immediatley took a shower and never saw that chick again. :D

ROTFLMFAO....... That is the funniest thing I have ever heard... How embarassing...oh man... that was funny!!!

Originally Posted by: ketsueki15this forum is starting to turn a tad bit "gay" with the discussion of penis's and "my penis is this and that and oh yeah it can do tricks too...""
man was i fooled by the title of the forum..lol

I'd say
"this forum is way too "gay" with the discussion of penis's and "my penis is this and that and oh yeah it can do tricks too..."

Hahah..hahahahah.ahahahahahah. Worst thread ever.

Originally Posted by: PonyOnemost pointless post in the worst thread ever!

(sound of chorus of black ladies in background going "oooooh" and "ice cold!")

Hey, gotta make my mark in all the historical threads somehow. I figured that was the only way I could contribute. I mean, Im an 18 y/o virgin. Im Irish, so that rules out bragging about the size of my pecker (sorry Superhuman). I believe we see a plethora of pointless posts around here. Doesnt bother me any.

Originally Posted by: PonyOneTonja,

Can't recommend any acoustics but I know my ex said that the only guitars that were comfortable for her to play were Explorers... I guess the upper cutaway is deep enough that it's unobtrusive in the boobage dept.

It's kind of funny reading this thread, with all its old "my fiance" posts I left... since we broke up... sigh. Oh well, it's better this way...

Now I'm seeing someone else... it's cool. We went out to Chinese last night and she ordered in Chinese; we got way big portions and it was better than it usually is!!! Let's hear it for interracial dating.

Which leads me to something else... OK, this is one of the more interesting things that has popped up in our relationship. I'm a large Scandanavian guy, you know, I'm like 6'1 and built. I have enormous feet and big hands and all that... and I'm built to serve a suitably large Scandanavian woman (or women, as it may be), and I guess I was built for particularly large Scandanavian women... So now I'm dating a little asian girl, who's body is meant to accomodate little Asian penii. This creates some trouble when we're trying to get started... takes a few minutes... I mean it feels awesome once you get going, and for this I'm thankful :D I felt kind of bad for her for the first few weeks.

She likes it a bit rough, which I'm not a fan of personally but I take the attitude that I'm there to please... I just give her both the gentleness and the roguhness, you know, keep her happy. I'm sorry but most guys out there seem to either be way into the rough part, or just aren't in tune to what a girl wants in the first place, so in my experience just giving it to them good makes happy.

Also... remember: nice guys finish last... I can't emphasize this enough guys... learn to hold it in. Internalize the ecstacy. Trust me... it works.

Some of the guys may not like this thread, but they keep coming back and read it.......

I think they are too young to appreciate that advice PonyOne... From what I remember of teenage sex - the guy I was with was lucky to get 10 strokes in... I think the control happens with age...

I think guys should attempt to get the girl taken care of with the foreplay... there are alot of women out there that cannot acheive an orgasm by straight forward intercourse....That's why some women like it rough - because of the vibrations of the pounding - stimulates the clitoris...

Some of the time the woman just wants it overwith and fakes the orgasm to get him to finish already - a woman knows if she's not going to have one...I've done that more than once :o

woohoo! upon reading the entire thread.. I realize that I HAVE posted in this thread! amazing! it was just back before I set my options to subscribe me to threads I post in, so I never recieved an e-mail reminding me of new posts.

anyways, since my last post. I am now 16, and still a virgen. so still no sex stories from me.. sorry guys. might change this weekend though.. my mother kindly informed me yesterday that she and my father and two of my siblings will be going to texas for about a week and a half for a conference my dad has to go to for work. so it's just me and my sister here now.. so when I mentioned this to my friends today, the first word that left their mouths was "party" followed by the listing of everyone that should be invited, turned out to be a ratio of 5:1 girls to guys. I like those odds :D if I actually decide to throw the party that is.. I'm still deciding

Okay everybody, once again I'm going to embarrass myself with one of my trademark naive questions. I'm seventeen, and in my limited experience of sex, I found that it wasn't all it's cracked up to be. A few moments of physical ecstasy - so what? I didn't think it was worth all the social highwire-walking and emotional purgatory I had to go through to experience that. Call me what you will (probably a pathetic idealist :rolleyes: ), but I always thought sex was about intimacy. Girls my age, it seems, don't want that - all they want is a quickie in the bushes after the party. If that's all that sex is about, I'm not interested. Can somebody tell me whether this will change when I get older?

And I'm really sorry if I sound like I'm trying to play the noble disillusioned moralist here, but I'm honestly not trying to. :o :o

Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeSome of the guys may not like this thread, but they keep coming back and read it.......

I think they are too young to appreciate that advice PonyOne... From what I remember of teenage sex - the guy I was with was lucky to get 10 strokes in... I think the control happens with age...

I think guys should attempt to get the girl taken care of with the foreplay... there are alot of women out there that cannot acheive an orgasm by straight forward intercourse....That's why some women like it rough - because of the vibrations of the pounding - stimulates the clitoris...

Some of the time the woman just wants it overwith and fakes the orgasm to get him to finish already - a woman knows if she's not going to have one...I've done that more than once :o

pounding... interesting...hmmmmmm...... so its all abt the foreplay and hard pounding... i will definitely keep that in mind... rough is good... i like it... but it IS tiring...lol... for me at least... maybe its because im naturally lazy... oh well...

Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrswoohoo! upon reading the entire thread.. I realize that I HAVE posted in this thread! amazing! it was just back before I set my options to subscribe me to threads I post in, so I never recieved an e-mail reminding me of new posts.

anyways, since my last post. I am now 16, and still a virgen. so still no sex stories from me.. sorry guys. might change this weekend though.. my mother kindly informed me yesterday that she and my father and two of my siblings will be going to texas for about a week and a half for a conference my dad has to go to for work. so it's just me and my sister here now.. so when I mentioned this to my friends today, the first word that left their mouths was "party" followed by the listing of everyone that should be invited, turned out to be a ratio of 5:1 girls to guys. I like those odds :D if I actually decide to throw the party that is.. I'm still deciding

Sounds like the begining of a terrible sitcom. 6strngs' buddies find out he has the houst to himself, they decide to throw a small party with some of their close friends, party gets out of hand and house gets destroyed, and when his parents return and punish him his lady friend calls a few minutes later to tell him that shes knocked up. To be continued.... :D