SEX!!!

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Has anyone tried the banana/cucumber-trick inside your spandex?
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Originally posted by finger_cruncher
Ok, why is anal sex so taboo?
Ha ha it aint where I live anyway. Thats sumin everyone should only do once! Cos anyone in the right mind wouldnt put themselves through it twice anyway!
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Originally posted by Axl_RoseOriginally posted by finger_cruncher
Ok, why is anal sex so taboo?
Ha ha it aint where I live anyway. Thats sumin everyone should only do once! Cos anyone in the right mind wouldnt put themselves through it twice anyway!
.. you know that you are discriminating homosexual peeps by that, eh? ;)
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What's really cool is when you date porn stars. I dated this girl who was in Schindler's Fist (I think)....very sexy chick indeed. We used to watch her own porn movies together....it was wild. She had tricks like you wouldn't believe. That was the best 5 months of my life. I recommend dating a porn star if the opportunity arises.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ted Bundy
Ted Bundy who?
Let me in, meat
No!!!!
I mean....Hi, it's Santa Claus
Yay!....Santa!
Who's there?
Ted Bundy
Ted Bundy who?
Let me in, meat
No!!!!
I mean....Hi, it's Santa Claus
Yay!....Santa!
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Originally posted by Tank_Simmons
What's really cool is when you date porn stars. I dated this girl who was in Schindler's Fist (I think)....very sexy chick indeed. We used to watch her own porn movies together....it was wild. She had tricks like you wouldn't believe. That was the best 5 months of my life. I recommend dating a porn star if the opportunity arises.
hehe
now i know why i havent closed this thread yet.
"They think im crazy..
but i know better.
It is not I who am crazy.
It is I who am mad.."
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but i know better.
It is not I who am crazy.
It is I who am mad.."
ren hoek
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Hee hee great thread!
Man Id love to date a porn star! Me and my girl used to take pictures but they were never flattering! And we once used the 15 second video feature on my digital camera :) You can do a lot in 15 secs... dont i no it :(
Man Id love to date a porn star! Me and my girl used to take pictures but they were never flattering! And we once used the 15 second video feature on my digital camera :) You can do a lot in 15 secs... dont i no it :(
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# 9

Originally posted by PonyOne
Statistically speaking the average penis is 5 inches long. If everyone here was <8in then someone should contact someone from Maxim to do a story on us
It is a statistic that if a person was going to lie about the size of their penis the answer would almost always be between 7.5” and 8.5”, with the most common number being 8”.
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Originally posted by Tank_Simmons
What's really cool is when you date porn stars.
It kind of sucks when they have to wake up and go to work the next morning though.
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Originally posted by b_hovesOriginally posted by PonyOne
Statistically speaking the average penis is 5 inches long. If everyone here was <8in then someone should contact someone from Maxim to do a story on us
It is a statistic that if a person was going to lie about the size of their penis the answer would almost always be between 7.5” and 8.5”, with the most common number being 8”.
I still like to think there's a correlation between large equipment and guitarists.
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Originally posted by Tank_Simmons
What's really cool is when you date porn stars. I dated this girl who was in Schindler's Fist (I think)....very sexy chick indeed. We used to watch her own porn movies together....it was wild. She had tricks like you wouldn't believe. That was the best 5 months of my life. I recommend dating a porn star if the opportunity arises.
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Does this pornstar you dated have any pornstar friends by any chance?
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Originally posted by Tank_Simmons
What's really cool is when you date porn stars. I dated this girl who was in Schindler's Fist (I think)....very sexy chick indeed. We used to watch her own porn movies together....it was wild. She had tricks like you wouldn't believe. That was the best 5 months of my life. I recommend dating a porn star if the opportunity arises.
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Does this pornstar you dated have any pornstar friends by any chance?
"Lets see… well I play the guitar and when I'm not playing the guitar, I think about playing the guitar. My other favorite instrument, is the guitar and if I aspired to play any other instrument, it would be the guitar...
I can’t sing so I sing through my guitar. So when the sound guy says: “Your guitar is too loud!” I think: "Why does he never say that to the vocalist?"
I can’t sing so I sing through my guitar. So when the sound guy says: “Your guitar is too loud!” I think: "Why does he never say that to the vocalist?"
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This tread is interesting,morons included.
Me I'm as big as my IQ;not porn star size,but I'd say above average.
Plus from my knowledge of working with cameras,I know lenses can be decieving;you can take a picture of yourself and look humongous.Lens trick.
About sex stories,if you have the time and inclination to my site(not updated since the middle ages)you'll find one or two tastefully written stories.
Me I'm as big as my IQ;not porn star size,but I'd say above average.
Plus from my knowledge of working with cameras,I know lenses can be decieving;you can take a picture of yourself and look humongous.Lens trick.
About sex stories,if you have the time and inclination to my site(not updated since the middle ages)you'll find one or two tastefully written stories.
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It was certainly fun that's for sure. I didn't ask if she had any fellow porn friends though...sorry. She was an amazing girl...so sure of herself and she took control like you wouldn't believe. The fact that she was so confident was what really got me.
Porn girl: "You want me...I know you do. Say it, say it!!!"
Me: "You bet your sweet ass I want you."
See what I mean!!
Porn girl: "You want me...I know you do. Say it, say it!!!"
Me: "You bet your sweet ass I want you."
See what I mean!!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ted Bundy
Ted Bundy who?
Let me in, meat
No!!!!
I mean....Hi, it's Santa Claus
Yay!....Santa!
Who's there?
Ted Bundy
Ted Bundy who?
Let me in, meat
No!!!!
I mean....Hi, it's Santa Claus
Yay!....Santa!
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Now this is more like it. To end the subject of size. 98% of the size issue only matters in the eye's of the beholder. If you're uncomfortable with your size, then it's only going to make things worse, but if you're confident with yourself, well that's just great for everybody no matter what size you are.
I'll tell a somewhat funny story that just came to mind. I was with this girl for about 2 years. Things were great, and the sex was amazing. There was only one little catch. after having sex a few times in a row, she would get so loose, that neither one of us could barely feel anything during sex. But after waiting a day or two, it just as tight as it could be, until a few more rounds of sex. I guess she just had really weak muscles down there. Nobody else I've ever been with has been like that though.
Here's another story, but it didn't happen to me. One of my friends was dateing this girl and they were starting to get intiment one night. He decides to go down on her, but when he got down there, he said it was like looking at a chia pet on acid. well, he proceeds to go down on her, only he still has some gum in his mouth. needless to say, with all that hair, and the gum things got pretty sticky...lol she ended up having to cut most of her hair to get the gum out. He nicknamed her furby after that.
I'll tell a somewhat funny story that just came to mind. I was with this girl for about 2 years. Things were great, and the sex was amazing. There was only one little catch. after having sex a few times in a row, she would get so loose, that neither one of us could barely feel anything during sex. But after waiting a day or two, it just as tight as it could be, until a few more rounds of sex. I guess she just had really weak muscles down there. Nobody else I've ever been with has been like that though.
Here's another story, but it didn't happen to me. One of my friends was dateing this girl and they were starting to get intiment one night. He decides to go down on her, but when he got down there, he said it was like looking at a chia pet on acid. well, he proceeds to go down on her, only he still has some gum in his mouth. needless to say, with all that hair, and the gum things got pretty sticky...lol she ended up having to cut most of her hair to get the gum out. He nicknamed her furby after that.
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Wow PRS, you have truly taken sex to an artform, including all that psychology crap as well. great.
There are only two important things in life - There's music and theres girls, not necessarily in that order....
The Ace's Guitar Tricks
The Ace's Guitar Tricks
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Why thank you Ace.....lol
# 18

Nice stories. I enjoyed them a lot. Maybe you should write a book on sex stories ;)
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Originally posted by PRSplaya
Now this is more like it. To end the subject of size. 98% of the size issue only matters in the eye's of the beholder. If you're uncomfortable with your size, then it's only going to make things worse, but if you're confident with yourself, well that's just great for everybody no matter what size you are.
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no matter wat size you are? so it wouldn't matter if for say, a person has a one inch penis if he's confident? i wonder how was Napoleon's sex life when he was still alive.
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Originally posted by PRSplaya
Now this is more like it. To end the subject of size. 98% of the size issue only matters in the eye's of the beholder. If you're uncomfortable with your size, then it's only going to make things worse, but if you're confident with yourself, well that's just great for everybody no matter what size you are.
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no matter wat size you are? so it wouldn't matter if for say, a person has a one inch penis if he's confident? i wonder how was Napoleon's sex life when he was still alive.
"Lets see… well I play the guitar and when I'm not playing the guitar, I think about playing the guitar. My other favorite instrument, is the guitar and if I aspired to play any other instrument, it would be the guitar...
I can’t sing so I sing through my guitar. So when the sound guy says: “Your guitar is too loud!” I think: "Why does he never say that to the vocalist?"
I can’t sing so I sing through my guitar. So when the sound guy says: “Your guitar is too loud!” I think: "Why does he never say that to the vocalist?"
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