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Tank_Simmons
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Joined: 02/20/04
Posts: 61
Tank_Simmons
Registered User
Joined: 02/20/04
Posts: 61
02/25/2004 6:04 pm
What's really cool is when you date porn stars. I dated this girl who was in Schindler's Fist (I think)....very sexy chick indeed. We used to watch her own porn movies together....it was wild. She had tricks like you wouldn't believe. That was the best 5 months of my life. I recommend dating a porn star if the opportunity arises.

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