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basics
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03/03/2004 2:12 pm
haha, assuming is my middle name.
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basics
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03/03/2004 2:28 pm
Great story by the way, man. I've never been to a beach party of any decent size but I'd imagine it'd be sweet.
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03/03/2004 10:22 pm
Here's a funny one.....how about erections at inappropriate times?
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Hammurabi
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03/03/2004 10:44 pm
Slow dance at prom with a hardcore biblical fundamentalist.
"If one has realized a truth, that truth is valueless so long as there is lacking the indomitable will to turn this realization into action!"
-A.H.
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Christoph
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03/04/2004 7:18 am
This is the stupidest thread of all time.
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basics
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03/04/2004 1:44 pm
haha, yeah. And I contributed. What's that mean, you wanna fight? :) I am somewhat ashamed actually that I wrote that bit and now I'll delete it. lol.
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03/04/2004 4:46 pm
If this is such a pointless thread, then why have so many people viewed and posted in this thread? How hard is it to not participate in or overlook a thread that you find pointless. I don't particularly care fo rthe who vs. who threads, but I just overlook them and don't participate in them. I don't go in there and whine about how stupid or pointless their thread is. So, if you don't have anything to say pertaining to the topic, go somewhere else to complain
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iamthe_eggman
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03/04/2004 10:46 pm
Originally posted by PRSplaya
If this is such a pointless thread, then why have so many people viewed and posted in this thread? How hard is it to not participate in or overlook a thread that you find pointless. I don't particularly care fo rthe who vs. who threads, but I just overlook them and don't participate in them. I don't go in there and whine about how stupid or pointless their thread is. So, if you don't have anything to say pertaining to the topic, go somewhere else to complain


Having a bad day?
... and that's all I have to say about that.

[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]

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schalk
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03/05/2004 11:44 am
Hi to all.I am the new kid on the block,just wanna say great fun reading the sex forum.My first langauge is afrikaans sorry for any
spelling errors.Atleast you can play the guitar in any langauge
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03/05/2004 1:48 pm
Originally posted by iamthe_eggman
Having a bad day?


You could say that. For some reason I alway's get edgy around my birthday.
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Gainer
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03/05/2004 11:50 pm
Originally posted by basics
I hate chicks, man. They're a distraction to my art and my profession. Not to say I don't disprove of the physical side of life (relating to pleasure) but as far as relationships go, **** em. No pun intended.


I totally agree.
If I leave here tomorrow,
Will you still remember me?
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03/06/2004 11:19 pm
I have to agree as well. If some girl comes along fair enough, but im not wasting my time with anything serious or even just trying to find a girl.
By virtue of their electrical properties, tubes generate a special waveform when they're saturated, which is why tube engineering has tremendous tonal advantages over solid state or DSP solutions, particularly for crunch and lead sounds. Tubes enter the saturation zone gradually or softly, which lends tube-driven tone its trademark yet totally unique character.
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03/07/2004 10:00 pm
When did this thread get a rating, and how? oh wait, nevermind, I found it.
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03/11/2004 8:56 pm
haha, i've got a funny story.

So about a year ago I was giving it to this guy, and I mean [U]really[/U] giving it to this guy. And right when I was really getting into it, he whips around and grabs my balls. So I was like, What the **** dude, are you Gay?
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03/11/2004 11:40 pm
WTF :confused:
By virtue of their electrical properties, tubes generate a special waveform when they're saturated, which is why tube engineering has tremendous tonal advantages over solid state or DSP solutions, particularly for crunch and lead sounds. Tubes enter the saturation zone gradually or softly, which lends tube-driven tone its trademark yet totally unique character.
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03/12/2004 12:08 am
OK OK Someone take the keyboard away from Jimmy... He's cut off...
So. If you throw a cat out of a car window, is it considered "kitty litter"?
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12/13/2004 10:20 pm
i got a story for you one time me and my g/f just started doin it and her dad walked in i had to run like hell i grabed my pants and split her dad was like
six foot two and had to way over 250 puonds he took one swing at me and missed whill i was runing i didnt see her again for two months after that that scard
the s*** out of me
rock & roll ant muisic
its a way of life
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12/13/2004 11:24 pm
We all need Jesus!!!!!
"Take my hand boss"
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12/14/2004 1:51 am
You guys ever hear of the concept of "locking your door"...?
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12/14/2004 2:06 pm
Congratulations to u10ajf on the depths achieved while contemplating love. I need an emotional background behind sex, otherwise it's pale in comparison. I like sex but I don't need it. I do need love, but I don't like it because I'm a SuperNiceGuy who is always ****ed up when the story ends and need months to recover. Looking straight in the eyes of a girl passing me by and hearing her 'comments' about what should be done is enough to feed my ego and make me feel good. I do, however, get drunk or high enough not to care about it, and remember almost nothing in the morning, but in that state I could have as well climbed a tree to feed the birdies or barked at the dogs.
I'm most sattisfied with my playing when I'm not having sex for a while and am emotionally broken for whatever reason. Breaking up with a girlfriend after 5 years a year ago was a revelation. She liked me playing the guitar at the beginning, but started complaining soon, which effectively reduced my inspiration to 10%.
Being in love can inspire me for a shorter period. The most beautifull song I've ever composed was induced by a girl I've never even kissed.
Now I should spend a while writing fun stories about sex to blend in but I choose not to.
Impendance is fruitfull
while the buttons are circled.:eek:
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