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02/24/2004 12:59 am
Has anyone ever felt a burning sensation after they attempted to staple their penis another guys' penis?
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TheWizard
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02/24/2004 2:07 am
Originally posted by xxkp89xx
Has anyone ever felt a burning sensation after they attempted to staple their penis another guys' penis?


what the hell

but one thing we can all agree on, road head rules

anyone want to back me up on this one
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The Ace
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02/24/2004 2:22 am
Man this is a horrible topic....

I'm a virgin - I'm only 14 years old though. So thats a big NBD.



(Shakes his head in disapprovement)
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iiholly
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02/24/2004 2:44 am
I do not have a penis, but if I did... it would be bigger than yours!

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02/24/2004 2:59 am
That's because you play guitar :)

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02/24/2004 3:08 am
Originally posted by Death55
Why dont they just call this site "TheBigBoys.com" ?


Because "Liars Incorporated" would be more accurate.
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02/24/2004 3:30 am
this forum is starting to turn a tad bit "gay" with the discussion of penis's and "my penis is this and that and oh yeah it can do tricks too...""
man was i fooled by the title of the forum..lol

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02/24/2004 4:12 am
I got a 10 inch package with my old tube sock in the pants... otherwise I am quite normal, of course compared to iiholly, I am like Ron Jeremy :)
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02/24/2004 6:07 am
I dont have sex, i ve had girl friend for years!
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02/24/2004 8:06 am
Originally posted by The Ace
Man this is a horrible topic....


Yeah, I know how to get this thread locked.

So who here is circumsized?


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02/24/2004 9:21 am
Not me ... but i know my friend had that done when he was younger and everyone in school found out and wouldnt shut up about it.
By virtue of their electrical properties, tubes generate a special waveform when they're saturated, which is why tube engineering has tremendous tonal advantages over solid state or DSP solutions, particularly for crunch and lead sounds. Tubes enter the saturation zone gradually or softly, which lends tube-driven tone its trademark yet totally unique character.
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02/24/2004 9:52 am
Seeing we're on the topic of penises, do you think, if I printed t-shirts with these, people would buy them or at least like them?



Argh!

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02/24/2004 11:37 am
I might get the fire extinguisher one...not sure about the other one, dont want rowdy redneck coal miners to try hit on/rape me hehe
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02/24/2004 12:02 pm
Originally posted by aiwass
I know, I was being sarcastic.


Oh, and I was too dense to check the sarcarsm.
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02/25/2004 12:32 am
[i]

So who here is circumsized?

[/B]



isn't every one circumsized now a days?
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02/25/2004 1:12 am
Not in the UK... no... that the case in the US?
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02/25/2004 1:12 am
I don't care how long your guys' manhoods are... I'm sure I'm not the only one either. So if we could end this talk... I would avoid further mental scarring.

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02/25/2004 1:47 am
Yeah dude basically everyone in the US is circumcized

learn something new everyday

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02/25/2004 2:15 am
Originally posted by iiholly
I don't care how long your guys' manhoods are... I'm sure I'm not the only one either. So if we could end this talk... I would avoid further mental scarring.


But mental scarring is good for you. It builds character.
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02/25/2004 2:53 am
hey! I've got an idea! either talk about sex, sex stories, sex tips, tricks, and stuff like that. not about the size of your member.....nobody cares about that, or at least they shouldn't. I hate to say it, but eggman, if it doesn't get any better, please close this thread.
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