SEX!!!

[font=trebuchet ms]I'm 52 years old. If a woman my age with a DD bra size sleeps on her back, she wakes up with a breast in each armpit. :eek:

Think about that for a while.






Small is beautiful.[/font] :D

Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Posts: 2,838


I'm 52 years old. If a woman my age with a DD bra size sleeps on her back, she wakes up with a breast in each armpit.

Think about that for a while.






Small is beautiful.

-------------------------
I am scarred forever more......sweet Jesus!!

Now heres a thought...

Are boobs sexually attractive because they are an 'explicit private' area or is it because throughout history,many societies and country's demand they must be covered to some degree?

why I ask is,boobs arn't THAT sexually attractive to me.once you get past the 'oh yeah,her shirt and undergarment are off!' it becomes almost "well they are boobs...so what"...while the vagina will still seem like "Thats a VAGINA!!!"

anyway...yeah just a thought.

My father always used to say...."Son, it doesn't matter how big a woman's boobs are....all you need is a handful." Those are definitely words to live by.

To me personally, boobs are very attractive, but are not the "it" thing I look for in a woman. I'm more of a leg and butt man myself. Nothing matches the feeling a woman wrapping her legs around ya.....you teenagers on this board take a lesson from ole Tank here.....legs are the way to go.

This thread is as old as the yogurt in my fridge.







...cellular modular interactive odular

Originally Posted by: finger_cruncher...cellular modular interactive odular

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...BANANAPHONE!

and Axl was bragging about how many posts his "boo hoo hoo, my g/f left me" thread had...lol


(Just messin' with ya Axle, don't take it personal ;) )

This thread actually died? It seems its almost the only thing besides guitar most of the members actually have an interest in.

Originally Posted by: the foolI still cant imagine how a one inch penis can satisfy a woman no matter how hard that man tries. I think even the Kama Sutra has no answer for guys with a one inch penis. Hell, even a pinky is bigger than an inch. I wonder how Napoleon did it.

i thought napolean was gay

i did my ex till she bled...couple of times... i have no idea why...its her.. not me...frustrating really...cos by then its too painful

This thread is crazy....... :D

Once when i was 15 me and a friend were double teaming this chick in my bedroom at around 2am. She was on her hands and knees and I was in front while my buddy was taking care of the rear. So we're giving it to her and all of the sudden my mom walks in. All she said was "excuse me, sorry." then she shut the door and walked away. The next morning my mom had alot of questions. :D

I just got here. Took me two hours to read all this! And I have nothing to contribute. Never had sex. Never had...anything. I have a guitar though. We make do ;)

Originally Posted by: bigbudaOnce when i was 15 me and a friend were double teaming this chick in my bedroom at around 2am. She was on her hands and knees and I was in front while my buddy was taking care of the rear. So we're giving it to her and all of the sudden my mom walks in. All she said was "excuse me, sorry." then she shut the door and walked away. The next morning my mom had alot of questions. :D

God, that is embarrasing!

Now this thread is better, (well except when everyone was giving up sizes..) at least there are partners....

From a woman's point of view... I love sex, I love everything about it. I have great sex and not great sex. I guess being my age - I'm starting to ramp into my sexual prime, because it seemed as soon as I hit a certain age - POW... I wanted it all the time...

I don't know if other women are like this, but if a man can't overpower me in bed - I really dont want anything to do with him after that.... All that gentle crap that woman go on about - well I just don't get it.. (I shouldn't say that - I like it to start with - you know to feel wanted and all but once that fires lit - watchout - anything goes)....

It's too early in the morning to keep talking this way - I won't get anything done :)

well..it IS a fact that women grow sexually more active at the late 20s to 30s... while men grow earlier... it happens i guess...

Wow! I completely forgot about this thread. Unfortunately, I have nothing new to add :o

mmmm, yeh... im with acapella. :o

this must be the biggest thread ive ever seen.

I want to give my Woman's point a view when it comes to penis sizes.... After seeing all the male views and not too much input for the few girls there are - I have to have my say... We are not all prudes....

It really doesn't have to be large for us girls... actually I prefer a more modest sized member....

There a lots of positions out there to compensate for length and such....and as long as you both get off - who cares.... If a woman is going to have sex with you and you get far enough to show her yours....well regardless of size she not going to stop and say - I'm sorry it just isn't big enough - come on - who would do that!! She probably really likes you anyway for other reasons and it just doesn't matter after that. There probably as horny as you are - although they probably won't admit it... :)

And not to mention the Oral part of it - Well the bigger it is the harder it is to do.... So one of the pros of having a average penis is better head, probably the smaller you are the better it would be...... just something to think about. :p

hmm, your getting popular around these parts, Tonja. :D