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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
03/03/2006 7:17 pm
Originally Posted by: meandmyRG
Now as we have proven beyond doubt, the average male gt member(take that as you will) is at least 8inches, but to remove any scepticism about these outrageous discoveries I must ask, what of the female users? So far we have only discussed male genitalia so, could the dimentions of the females over the shoulder boulder holders reveal the one missing link between endowment and guitars?[/QUOTE]
Questions I could never bring myself to ask a woman for 500, Alex.

Originally Posted by: Tonja_Renee36D....and I don't joke about stuff like that :) It does kind of suck though - they get in the way when sitting down with my guitar..... It takes some clever positioning....

Perhaps that's why there are significantly fewer female guitarists.

[QUOTE=Tonja_Renee]
Speaking of interesting....

The Funniest compliment I ever got (well I didn't quite know how to take it when it was said, but now when I think of it - it was quite funny) was a guy friend (we have never dated or anything, just a friend) and he was saying that I had very nice lips (the ones on my face...) - anyway I was thinking, wow that's a nice thing to say and then he said........

You know Tonja you have the kind of lips that a guy would love to see wrapped around their D*ck.... There was complete silence for about a good 15 seconds or so and then I said .......uhhh Thank you?

The rest of my friends were rolling on the floor laughing - I had no idea how to take that.....

He said he meant it in a nice way.....I chuckle everytime I think of that - Men - the things they say and actually think we'll like... I was like "What did you think I was going to say - Geee Thanks let go and I'll show you what they look like....... Please, Men sometimes........

Sometimes I'm not even sure what guys are thinking. I'm not even going to touch that one because if I do then I'm going to over analyze and most likely end up getting too vulgar with my words... and I"m not in the mood to take a ruler to the hands right now.
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