Originally Posted by: bigbudaOh man that reminds me of another story. I was about 17 when this happened. So, me and some friends go to this party out in the country at this house. There's this girl there and we start talking, one thing leads to another and somehow we end up in my pickup and she's giving me head. This is taking place right outside the house. She's going at it like a champ when all of the sudden she starts to gag. I'm like "slow down baby it's not a race." The next thing I know this chick barfs in my lap! Then she gets out of the truck and runs in the house. So, there I am, sitting in my pickup with my pants down around my ankles and a lap full of puke. A couple of my friends come out to check on me and I start yelling "Don't come over here man, you don't want to see this." I talk them into going to get some paper towels from the house. I clean myself up the best I can and then I have to drive 25 miles home covered in puke from the waist down. I immediatley took a shower and never saw that chick again. :D