The world is comming to an end!?!


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01/28/2005 2:43 pm
Imagine my supprise, when at my local grocery store, I see something so horrifing, so completely wrong, I thought it had to be a joke from a crule God toying with my emotions.......DIET V8 SPLASH! Were my eyes playing tricks on me. I knew what V8 was, and then they added sugar to it and called it V8 Splash so kids would drink it... but DIET V8 Splash. This must single-handedly take the crown for king of all oxymorons! I concluded that the world must truley be comming to an end when supposed "healthy" drinks are becomming DIET "healthy" drinks.

But there is still some good news... I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance.
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01/28/2005 4:36 pm
Isn't it do to end around 2012 winter solstice???

I actually think Christ will return far further into time than what is thought(at least 5000 to 20,000 years).
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01/28/2005 8:45 pm
Originally Posted by: chucklivesoninmyheartIsn't it do to end around 2012 winter solstice???

I actually think Christ will return far further into time than what is thought(at least 5000 to 20,000 years).


Unless we kill each other off with stupid bio weapons and nukes before then
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01/29/2005 8:03 am
Originally Posted by: PonyOneWhat i think is truly pathetic is that... i kid you not... i saw low carb water at a store a few months ago.


Wtf? :confused:

I'm constantly amazed at just how stupid people insist on being.
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01/29/2005 8:45 am
you are agreeing with him; please that you are
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01/29/2005 9:43 am
Low carb water?Frickin LAME!

Its not that people need to cut out carbs,they need to eat lighter,more frequent meals consisting of filling vegatable,fruits and grains including a gallon of water daily.Add a good running regimen,hypertrophy lifting program and creatine/whey protein/amino acid supplements and your on the road to the ultimate 1% body fat body!....now if I could only take my own advice. :rolleyes:
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01/30/2005 6:22 am
chucklivesoninmyheart - Its not that people need to cut out carbs,they need to eat lighter,more frequent meals consisting of filling vegatable,fruits and grains including a gallon of water daily.Add a good running regimen,hypertrophy lifting program and creatine/whey protein/amino acid supplements and your on the road to the ultimate 1% body fat body!....now if I could only take my own advice.



but that leaves no time for guitar........... :mad:
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01/30/2005 6:24 am
Originally Posted by: chucklivesoninmyheart... and your on the road to the ultimate 1% body fat body!....
[font=trebuchet ms]You can't seriously believe that's healthy ? ! ? ! ?[/font] :eek:
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01/30/2005 8:05 pm
Visibly anyway yes,1% for 'appearance'.7 to 8% body fat is the sweet spot.The rest should be muscle mass.Highly toned skin and vascularity should be noticible.Wind capacity should be incredible with a high pain tolerance as well(developed through a strict running regimen and 'impact' training for pain resistance on major muscle groups).

Combine this with quality firearms training/weapon retention/knife fighting skills,BJJ and JKD/Boxing and your the ultimate man/weapon...
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01/30/2005 8:45 pm
The good news is, if you eat right and excersise regularly, you'll live long enough to get cancer and die anyway, sweeeeett!...........
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01/30/2005 9:53 pm
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]You can't seriously believe that's healthy ? ! ? ! ?[/font] :eek:


He means 1% body fat to muscle ratio i think
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01/30/2005 10:52 pm
I'm supprised George W. hasen't made a state of the union speech saying we are in a carb state of emergency.
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01/31/2005 4:31 am
*hides diet v8 spalsh in the back of the fridge*... GEEZ HOW LAME IS THAT!? :o

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01/31/2005 4:48 am
Originally Posted by: HambergHe means 1% body fat to muscle ratio i think


No, he just means appearance. It's simply not possible to survive with that low percentage of body fat. I'm a pretty thin guy. I've been as low as 4%. One starts getting some interesting medical issues that low. Like violent nosebleeds, mental issues, and the risk of death by dysrhythmia.
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01/31/2005 1:20 pm
why dont we all have some pizza and beer (or water for the boring or underage), play the guitar and have fun cause we all need to die of something someday. So dont worry how much fat youve got unless you get too fat to pick up your guitar then its time to freak out.
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01/31/2005 2:58 pm
Originally Posted by: PonyOne
What i think is truly pathetic is that... i kid you not... i saw low carb water at a store a few months ago. whoever devised that needs to shot, and whoever buys it needs to be shot twice.


wow thats really pathetic. :confused: whats the point?!~

i say they should be shot 3 times.
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01/31/2005 11:04 pm
Originally Posted by: meandmyRG So dont worry how much fat youve got unless you get too fat to pick up your guitar then its time to freak out.


What about the looks ?


1% bodyfat was mentioned here , I'd like to point out that professional bodybuilders get down to as low as 4% on their contest day , which is pretty tiring and unhealthy ... A good bodyfat percentage is somewhere between that and 10% for males.
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01/31/2005 11:12 pm
I thought that a healthy fat was actually somewhere around 10-14%
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01/31/2005 11:16 pm
Originally Posted by: PonyOne the mayan calendar stops at IIRC March 4, 2012 and some people believe it's true. Whatever. I'll wake up and go to taco bell.


No matter how many materialistic evidences come up and prove that mythological stuff is a creation of some man's mind , most people will remain superstitious and believe in religions !
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01/31/2005 11:22 pm
Originally Posted by: HambergI thought that a healthy fat was actually somewhere around 10-14%


You wouldn't see your six packs with that much of fat ! ;)

The range you've mentioned is still thought to be healthy , specially if compared with higher ranges that most of people live with .... However , as we grow older , testosterone levels decreases , and that leads to decrease in the amount of muscles and increase of bodyfats , which is a cause or an agent to various deseases and illness ... So , less is better , for your looks now , and your health later.
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