Imagine my supprise, when at my local grocery store, I see something so horrifing, so completely wrong, I thought it had to be a joke from a crule God toying with my emotions.......DIET V8 SPLASH! Were my eyes playing tricks on me. I knew what V8 was, and then they added sugar to it and called it V8 Splash so kids would drink it... but DIET V8 Splash. This must single-handedly take the crown for king of all oxymorons! I concluded that the world must truley be comming to an end when supposed "healthy" drinks are becomming DIET "healthy" drinks.

But there is still some good news... I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance.