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iiholly
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What do you guys like in your omelets?

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silentmusic
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eggs :rolleyes:
Akira says;
"i was expecting some 3476 string string skipping with some 23489172343 octave sweeps and some alt picking runs at 345734237623572bpm in 234872364781246164516th notes across your 2384723648724627348623478264 fret guitar"
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fingertricks
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mushrooms and cheese but no eggs.
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silentmusic
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considering u need eggs to make em.. :D
Akira says;
"i was expecting some 3476 string string skipping with some 23489172343 octave sweeps and some alt picking runs at 345734237623572bpm in 234872364781246164516th notes across your 2384723648724627348623478264 fret guitar"
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Hammurabi
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Ham, no cheese.
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crazywolf
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Wow! Am I the only one that read the title and felt a bit of urgency and anticipation after opening the thread?

I like shrimp and shrooms in my omelets.
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redspecial
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pasta. you know, not the spagetti ones, the cury stuff.
boil it, and put in your scrambled dead chickens...
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mike&theblues
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cheese, cheese and more cheese, I know it's boring, but mmmm.
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Kevin Taylor
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Magic mushrooms
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Ham, amer. cheese, grated parmesean cheese, onion, chives, little basil, peprika, minced garlic...mmmmm, may sound awkward but its delishous.
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CW14
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Banana, mayonnaise, mouldy porridge and play dough
BOL
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iiholly
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Cheese.. what smart asses.

well I like cheese, red peppers, green peppers, salsa, tomatoes, and onions. putting salsa in omelets is like woah good.

It was an emergency! GEEZ! I have to try the magic shrooms thing. That'd be crazy.

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Kevin Taylor
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Ya wanna lose weight?
I lost 20 lbs since March and still muched out on stuff like ice cream and cookies, hamburgers etc....

all ya gotta do is buy low fat cheese, bake our own bread in a breadmaker.
Buy Mustard, a head of lettuce once every few days apples, croutons, low-fat dressing like italian and ceaser vinegraite.

Now eat nothing but the above every day.
Like breakfast, have an apple. for lunch have a salad with all the stuff above including the croutons... then scarf down a crap load of water.
A few hours later have an apple.
If you get the munchies later, have 3 slices of thin cheese, a slice of thin toast, some mustard and 12 thin slices of cucumber.

Seriously... I lost 29 lbs in about a month.
And on weekends you can go nuts on Ice cream, beer and hamburgers..


It seriouly works as long as you don't cheat. Like no mayo, or gravy or sauces.
On weekends you can have French Onion soup and Pizza made on pita bread.

And you can cheat and eat donughts and cake as long as you revert back to the diet in a few days.
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Danny C.
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I should try that out schmange, I am all about mustard on everything. A big guy like me can't live off of salads though, any alternatives? Im thinkin just a plain sandwich for lunch, and supper...maybe even breakfast. I agree, water does help so much though. That is the key to a good diet, a lot of water. By the way, try bacon and ketchup, on the omellette, its better than it sounds.
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Kevin Taylor
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Go nuts on Cucumber. There's almost no calories and you can soak em in malt vinegar if you want. Put freshly ground pepper on em too.
Like, seriously.... make a sandwich that's really low in calories like really thin cheddar cheese and cut up a half a cucumber on the side with a side of mustard. You don't eat so fast cause it's like eating a snack cause you're eating each piece seperately. Also, buy some grated parmasan cheese and sprinkle it on the salad as you're eating it.
You don't have to wach plates either cause you can put the whole thing on a couple of pieces of used typing paper and use your hands.

For supper, have a bowl of salad with loads of croutons, small slivers of cheese, tomato, onion if you want, and to and top it off with italiam parmesan dressing. If you use a breadmaker, make the bread without butter.... just flour, water, salt, sugar and yeast. Then bake it on full with a dark crust.
When it turns out, it's really light. All ya do is slice it real thin and put it in the toaster.
If you time it right, you can munch on the toast while you eat the salad.

If you want to go on a more strict diet, forgo the bread altother and use Croutons. All you need is a handfull.
You can also use croutons in place of bread if you want a small sandwich of two slices of small bread, a slice of processed cheese and mustard.

Whenever you want something sweet for desert, have an apple (Golden Deliscious) and a huge glass of water (preferably a huge carton with about 50lms in it so you can keep it handy. That way you can grab it when you need it.


Whenever you get hungry, grab your huge carton of milk and gulp a whole crap load down.
If it gets real bad, go outside or take a drive somewhere and you'll forget about it.


I lost about 40 lbs since April. No exercise or nothing.

Keep in mind you can cheat too. I usually make weekends my freebie... although I usually keep in touch.
If you've got any nifty weight loss tales, I'd love to hear em.
Maybe it's give a bunch of time
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Danny C.
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That sounds cool. I can do the whole salad thing I imagine, after a hard day of work, I am so hungry I tend to over do it during meals, lol. I'll try it out if I can stick with it. The no exercise sounds pretty good too lol. My dad did a nothin but canned soup diet and water diet and that worked really well. He would just gained it back though...I also know people who swear by the low carb diets, I am not fond of those however. But congratulations on the weight loss schmange and I too would like to hear any suggestions.
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dude... schamnge... first you said you lost 20 lbs. since march... then it was 29 lbs the first month... now it's 40 lbs since april??? which is it!?! lol... cool diet though... but personnally, I'd rather have to do all excercise with no diet rather then all diet with no excercise...
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Originally Posted by: schmangeIf you've got any nifty weight loss tales, I'd love to hear em. Maybe it's give a bunch of time

I've got a weight loss tale. One time I ate (metaphorically speaking) my weight in food and lost it all that night in my bathroom. If we compare metabolisms to jets, mine flies fast enough to break the sound barrier. And no one in my family sees that one ending since I'm a carbon copy of my grandfather who's over 70, 6' 3" and sits on the sofa eating spam sandwhiches caked with mayonaisse and jello cups while watching westerns. Only downside is I have his hairline and... well... someday I'll probably have it all the way to the other side of my head. When that day comes I'm shaving it all off.
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1houdini
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:eek: What is this all about.....greasey fingers on a fretboard SUKS!
Keep food away from all stringed instruments!!!
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Originally Posted by: 1houdini:eek: What is this all about.....greasey fingers on a fretboard SUKS!
Keep food away from all stringed instruments!!!

that's why we've got soap and water. So you can clean your filthy hide off before playing your guit-box.
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