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07/14/2005 7:23 am
It's gotta be completely shaven tho.
Making fancy triangle designs or a mohawk out of it just looks dumb.
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07/14/2005 10:17 am
Originally Posted by: schmangeIt's gotta be completely shaven tho.
Making fancy triangle designs or a mohawk out of it just looks dumb.


what about the shape of a guitar?
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07/14/2005 11:50 am
As long as it doesn't have a whammy bar attached, I guess I'd be ok with that.
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07/14/2005 9:57 pm
Originally Posted by: Poontang_clanHow did this thread turn from omelletes to pubes? I'm a simple man i like my omelettes cheesy and my women shaven.[/QUOTE]
Pretty much every thread here that veers off topic doesn't really have an explanation behind it.

[QUOTE=Schmange]It's gotta be completely shaven tho.
Making fancy triangle designs or a mohawk out of it just looks dumb.

What about dreadlocks?
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07/14/2005 9:57 pm
Originally Posted by: schmangeAs long as it doesn't have a whammy bar attached, I guess I'd be ok with that.

I have a feeling that you'd be adding your own whammy bar to it... if you know what I mean (which you'd have to be pretty stupid not to)
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07/14/2005 10:12 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic Excretions... What about dreadlocks?
[font=trebuchet ms]No way! That's like braided armpit hair! But a 'landing strip' is nice.[/font]
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07/14/2005 10:21 pm
As long as it's not shaved like a guys sideburns...
I mean, where the hell is the other one??
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07/14/2005 10:26 pm
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]No way! That's like braided armpit hair! But a 'landing strip' is nice.[/font]

I agree :cool:
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07/14/2005 10:55 pm
This is extremely awkward to read. I just thought I'd put that out there, in case you guys didn't already notice.

I say you go with a weave *sp*.

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07/14/2005 11:09 pm
> This is extremely awkward to read. I just thought I'd put that out
> there, in case you guys didn't already notice.

hey.. but it's truthful. No hair and no stupid designs.
No buttstains... (tattoo's right above the butt)
No naval piercings...
None of the crappy gross makeup, perfume and lipstick...blech...
Scrap the hair curlers and latest 'make-up show' advice.
Just be a girl.
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07/15/2005 10:52 am
Originally Posted by: schmange...Just be a girl...

Yep.
10 characters.
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07/15/2005 2:51 pm
Originally Posted by: schmange> Just be a girl.

Seriously, whats with this botox and stuff crap. An plastic surgery, most of them looked better before they got whatever done.
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07/15/2005 3:01 pm
Yeah that's what I always thought too... then my girlfriend came to me one day and said that she wanted to get implants..... and I didn't say no. She's a 34B now... which I don't mind at all... she wants to go to a big C cup I think... The reason so many people are doing it now is becuase it's becoming so much more affordable. Since there are so many doctors going into that field the cost has come down dramastically...


PS... I just read this thread for the first time and I must say it's a wild ride going through omelets.... to feminine hygiene.... and now on plastic surgery.
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07/15/2005 4:16 pm
I'm an all natural kind of guy. You can spot a faker a mile away and it just looks weird.
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07/15/2005 4:34 pm
Originally Posted by: AkiraCan someone enlighten me with this "10 characters" thing? I've seen it appear numourous times and i'm still ignorant to it's meaning.

Please?

There's a 10 character minimum requirement in each post. If someone simply says "yep" then they are short 7 characters.

10 characters.
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07/15/2005 5:09 pm
Originally Posted by: AkiraCan someone enlighten me with this "10 characters" thing? I've seen it appear numourous times and i'm still ignorant to it's meaning.

Please?
[font=trebuchet ms]Posts less than 10 characters long get rejected by the BBS software.


As a sad example of how a beautiful woman can become a freakish parody of herself, do a websearch on Carrie Westcott. She used to be absolutely gorgeous. Now she just looks bizarre.[/font] :mad:
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07/15/2005 5:46 pm
wow, amazing before..... rediculouse after
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07/15/2005 6:42 pm
Originally Posted by: iihollyI say you go with a weave *sp*.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
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07/15/2005 6:43 pm
Originally Posted by: schmangeIt's gotta be completely shaven tho.
Making fancy triangle designs or a mohawk out of it just looks dumb.

What about a little heart? Or the word "Schmange?"
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07/15/2005 7:28 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI'm an all natural kind of guy. You can spot a faker a mile away and it just looks weird.

AS Robin Williams said, " Fake [breasts] are like nazis, they don't laugh, they don't dance, they just mmmpphhh! I'm walkin here. I've seen a woman turn and the [breasts] stay there."
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"

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