> This is extremely awkward to read. I just thought I'd put that out
> there, in case you guys didn't already notice.

hey.. but it's truthful. No hair and no stupid designs.
No buttstains... (tattoo's right above the butt)
No naval piercings...
None of the crappy gross makeup, perfume and lipstick...blech...
Scrap the hair curlers and latest 'make-up show' advice.
Just be a girl.