Originally Posted by: schmangeIf you've got any nifty weight loss tales, I'd love to hear em. Maybe it's give a bunch of time

I've got a weight loss tale. One time I ate (metaphorically speaking) my weight in food and lost it all that night in my bathroom. If we compare metabolisms to jets, mine flies fast enough to break the sound barrier. And no one in my family sees that one ending since I'm a carbon copy of my grandfather who's over 70, 6' 3" and sits on the sofa eating spam sandwhiches caked with mayonaisse and jello cups while watching westerns. Only downside is I have his hairline and... well... someday I'll probably have it all the way to the other side of my head. When that day comes I'm shaving it all off.