10 Questions

Imagine you´re a rock star and a magazine aks you followin´ questions. Of course as a rock star you´ll be considred as a pu$$y if you wouldn´t be mean and arrogant while givin´ the answers.

OK, here we go

1 What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day?

2 Rate the following guitarists on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a total jabroni and 10 being a virtuoso.

Slash
Zakk Wylde
John Petrucci
Ace Frehley
Steve Vai
Kirk Hammett
Paul Gilbert
Mick Mars
Joe Perry
Brian May
Vinie Vincent

3. Which do you prefer:

Backstreet Boys or Westlife
Pamela Anderson or Jenna Jameson
Heroin our Cocaine
MTV our MTV2
Vodka our Jack Daniels
Glam our Grunge Rock
Beatels our Rolling Stones
Penthouse our Playboy
Sex our masturbation
Randy Rhoads our Zakk Wylde

4. Finish this sentence:

Ozzy is...
Nick Carter is...
Fred Durst is...
Tommy Lee is...
Freddy Mercury was...
Axl Rose is...
Yngwie is...
Bush and Saddam are...
Diego Armando Maradona is...
Savanah was...

5 Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a mess and 10 being a hottie.

Sharon Osbourne
Carmen Electra
Briana Banks
Kelly Osbourne
Dolly Parton
Janis Joplin
Cindy Crawford
Donna D´Erico
Liv Tyler
Britney Spears

6. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?

7. We mention a name, and you give us your thoughts.

Lars Ulrich
Michael Moore
Nikki Six
Rob Halford
Kid Rock
50 Cent
David Lee Roth
Bill Gates
Howard Stern
Doctor Phill

8. If you could be a bodyguard for a celebrity, who would you choose and why?


OK, that´s all, good luck

1. Linkin Park - manafuctured **** man, I hate it. N there music lacks, like everythin, the rap metal thing just should never have started.

2. Slash - 9 this is I guy I wann collaborate with.
Zakk 9 - love the guys beard man.
John 7 - don't know much, but he seems ok.
Ace 8 - you just gotta love the face paint.
Steve 6 - Satch rip off
Kirk 8 - Erm, he used loreal these days.
Paul - this is where I look stupid, coz I probably know his stuff, but right now, got no clue.
Mick - Mot Crew??? if it is, start learnin again bro.
Joe ****in Perry 8 - the guys got some good bluesy licks
Brian 7 - got some good sound from his penny pick
Vin - pass me sumore beer. cough cough splutter

3. Backstreet Boys - there songs are much more to my musical taste.
Jenna or Pam - both at the same time, hell yeah!!!!
I'm a coke kinda guy
MTV2, only reason for watchin mtv is for Britney n thats not for the music.
JD all the way man.
Glam or grunge, hmm, mix em together n made a cocktail.
The Stones, never could get into the love peace thing.
Playboy, dunno why, just popped in there.
Sex why the hell would I wank if I could get a gorgoeus girl to do for me. Thats a no brainer.
I'm a Wylde kinda guy, more my era, n I love that bullseye effect.

4. Ozzy is f***** cool.
Nick Carter is who???
Fred Durst is stupid for lettin Britney go
Tommy Lee is BIG, n a good drummer
Freddy was a great front man (but he prefered bein at the back)
Axl is a **** for splitin the real guns up
Yngwie is hard to pronounce
Bush n Saddam are kids with guns n power
Maradonna is a f**** cheat
Savanah was a really bad tv show n a sexy lady

5. Shazza 3 - sorry too old, nice attitude tho
Carmen 9 - she would so get it, what a body
Briana 9 - just thinkin bout her turns me on
Kelly 7 - fresh blood, mmmmmmm
Dolly 7 - look at those tits man
Janis - cant comment dont no what she looks like
Cindy 5 - not my cuppa tea
Donna 7 - sure why not
Liv 6 - too thin for my likin
Britney 10 - come to daddy n take it like the bad girl you are

6. Axl for splitin up Guns n makin us wait 3 and countin years for Chinese Democrasy

7. Lars - f***** acce drummer, bit of an asshole though
Mike - pass me some beer again
Nikki - stop wastin my time
Rob - I've heard of him.... maybe
Kid - My name is KIIIIIIIIDDDDD, KID ROCK!!!! nice lass you got there lucky b******
50 cent - what am I supposed to do with that, I'm british you ass
Dave - is he that clown guy
Bill - the same thing we do every night pinky, try to take over the world.
Howard - I don't really care
Doc - er, yeah

8. hmmm, britney, she may need assistance in the dressin room, i think theres trouble





























[Edited by Slasher on 03-28-2003 at 07:47 PM]

First I'd like to thank our loyal fans for their support and coming to our shows , we love you , and Dejan Sajinovic for coming up with this cool thread . ;)
LOL



1)What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day?
Metallica


2) Rate the following guitarists :
Slash : 8
Zakk Wylde : 8
John Petrucci : 9
Ace Frehley : 7
Steve Vai : 9.5
Kirk Hammett : 7
Paul Gilbert : 8
Mick Mars : I'm not into his music
Joe Perry : 8
Brian May : 6
Vinie Vincent : I'm not into his music


3. Which do you prefer:

Backstreet Boys or Westlife : Spice Girls !!
Pamela Anderson or Jenna Jameson : Both !
Heroin our Cocaine : hmmmmm
MTV our MTV2 : errrr
Vodka our Jack Daniels : Vodka
Glam our Grunge Rock : ehhh
Beatels our Rolling Stones : not sure
Penthouse our Playboy : Both
Sex our masturbation : Sex
Randy Rhoads our Zakk Wylde : not sure


4. Finish this sentence:

Ozzy is... cool
Nick Carter is... not cool
Fred Durst is... Bastard
Tommy Lee is... hmmm
Freddy Mercury was... hmmm
Axl Rose is... err
Yngwie is... great
Bush and Saddam are... a$$holes
Diego Armando Maradona is... huh ?
Savanah was... who ?!


5 Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a mess and 10 being a hottie.

Sharon Osbourne 2
Carmen Electra 9.5
Briana Banks 9
Kelly Osbourne 6
Dolly Parton 6
Janis Joplin 5
Cindy Crawford 8
Donna D´Erico 7
Liv Tyler 6
Britney Spears 9.5


6. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?

Hetfield , Ulrich and Hammett for releasing a rap track with JA rule (just to mention the worst thing uptodate).
Axle Rose for breaking GNR and his bad attitude.
G. Bush for going to war in Iraq , I know he's not a rock star , but hey , he seems to be listening to some slayer , megadeth's early stuff and probably death metal too. ;)


7. We mention a name, and you give us your thoughts.

Lars Ulrich : hmmm , RAP ! :mad:
Michael Moore : Nice speech.
Nikki Six : hmmmmmmmm, haven't thought of anything !
Rob Halford : donno much about him
Kid Rock : Pam ;)
50 Cent : Metallica's future . :(
David Lee Roth : hmmm, JUMP !
Bill Gates : $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Howard Stern : whozzat ?
Doctor Phill : whozzat too ?


8. If you could be a bodyguard for a celebrity, who would you choose and why?

I won't be a body guard ... could get much more chicks as a rockstar !

1)What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day?

Rolling Stones. I don´t want to see Mick Jagger get heart attack on stage and Keith should wear a mumie dress. His face is more fuc*ked up than Wacko´s (M. Jackson).


2) Rate the following guitarists :
Slash : 8 (would be a 10 if he could see the fretboard)
Zakk Wylde : 9 (technique, style, drinkin´ ability, attitude...need to say more. Man is dangerous as hell)
John Petrucci : 10 (somtimes he makes me quit playn´ (jelosy).
Ace Frehley : 7 (thank´s god he´s wearin´ make up)
Steve Vai : 9 (Can be pretty boring somtimes)
Kirk Hammett : 8 (8 back in the eightis, 4 nowdays, probably 1 after the next album)
Paul Gilbert : 9 (wrrrumm.)
Mick Mars : 7 (he should definitly wear mask. Even make up dosen´t help him. Big threat for Keith Richards)
Joe Perry : 7 (should spend more time practicing guitar than lifting weights)
Brian May : 7.5 (but if he could do all those harmonies live, he would get a 10)
Vinie Vincent 8: (wrrrummm, his solos suck´s big time but who cares. Speed is evrything. Nice make up, looks 95% like a girls (even acts like one)

3. Which do you prefer:

Backstreet Boys or Westlife : David Beckham
Pamela Anderson or Jenna Jameson : Theyr mothers
Heroin our Cocaine : Drugs are for pussys
MTV our MTV2 : F*uck ´em both
Vodka our Jack Daniels : Rakija!!!
Glam our Grunge Rock : Definitly glam
Beatels our Rolling Stones : Keith Richards
Penthouse our Playboy : Penthouse all the way
Sex our masturbation : Depends on situation
Randy Rhoads our Zakk Wylde : Randy Wylde

4. Finish this sentence:

Ozzy is... the only person in the world who´s uglyer than me (except Keith Richards of course)
Nick Carter is... blond
Fred Durst is... FAT BASTARD
Tommy Lee is... rock star lifestyle experiment
Freddy Mercury was...the KING (forget Presley and Ali, Freddy is the ONE)
Axl Rose is... fat
Yngwie is... fat
Bush and Saddam are... desperate to bang eachother.
Diego Armando Maradona is... GOAL GOAL GOAL, COKE COKE COKE
Savanah was... a pornstar (chort but to the point) God enjoys her right now.

5 Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a mess and 10 being a hottie.

Sharon Osbourne: 6 (for her age 10)
Carmen Electra: 8
Briana Banks 10+ (didn´t know that german girls can be so nice)
Kelly Osbourne 3 (lose some weight and you´ll get hm 2)
Dolly Parton 3 (freakshow)
Janis Joplin 3 (freakshow II)
Cindy Crawford 6 (gain some wight and you´ll get 7 trust me)
Donna D´Erico 8
Liv Tyler 8 (thank´s god that genetic stuff (on her´s father´s side) didn´t work out that well)
Britney Spears 4 (take of that make up and you´ll loke worse than guess who, that´s right Keith Richards.)

6. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?

W. Axl Rose ´cause he is the rock terorist nr. 1. (Bomb him)

7. 7. We mention a name, and you give us your thoughts.

Lars Ulrich : make sure to mix bass drum higher than bass
Michael Moore : Shame on you Bush (Booooo)
Nikki Six : Rock star lifestyle experiment faild.
Rob Halford : I bet he have a huge a$$hole
Kid Rock : should bang Tommy Lee to close the circle
50 Cent : should fit on a auction
David Lee Roth : If I saw him from behind I would JUMP on him
Bill Gates : doesn´t exsisit
Howard Stern : cool
Doctor Phill : need a lay (with Operah)

8. If you could be a bodyguard for a celebrity, who would you choose and why?

Keith Richard (bulets would be scared to hit him)

[Edited by Dejan Sajinovic on 03-29-2003 at 09:14 AM]

1 What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day?
Crazy Town.
2 Rate the following guitarists on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a total jabroni and 10 being a virtuoso.

Slash 9.5
Zakk Wylde 6
John Petrucci 8
Ace Frehley 3
Steve Vai 5
Kirk Hammett 3
Paul Gilbert haven't heard of him
Mick Mars haven't heard of him
Joe Perry 9
Brian May 9
Vinie Vincent haven't heard of him

3. Which do you prefer:

Backstreet Boys or Westlife both suck
Jenna Jameson
Marijuana
MTV2
Vodka and Rakija
Grunge Rock, definitely. I hate glam rock and the gay-ish guys who play it
Rolling Stones
Playboy
Sex our masturbation ????!!!! I am a fu*ckin rock star or what?
Randy Rhoads
4. Finish this sentence:

Ozzy is...GENIUS
Nick Carter is...gay
Fred Durst is...gay
Tommy Lee is...whore
Freddy Mercury was...GENIUS
Axl Rose is...gay
Yngwie is...gay
Bush and Saddam are...gays
Diego Armando Maradona is...GENIUS
Savanah was...???

5 Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a mess and 10 being a hottie.

Sharon Osbourne 1 too damn old
Carmen Electra 10(She is Dave Navarro's chick after all)
Briana Banks 10
Kelly Osbourne 1 I can't believe that she is a daughter of her father
Dolly Parton 9 but only for her appearance
Janis Joplin 10 but only for her music
Cindy Crawford 9
Donna D´Erico ??
Liv Tyler 9
Britney Spears 9 nice chick

6. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?
Fred Durst, for being such an ass
7. We mention a name, and you give us your thoughts.

Lars Ulrich is overated
Michael Moore don't know him
Nikki Six sux
Rob Halford should retire and have some fun with his boyfriends
Kid Rock big ****!n AS$
50 Cent sux
David Lee Roth a cool guy
Bill Gates poor guy
Howard Stern cool guy
Doctor Phill ??!!

8. If you could be a bodyguard for a celebrity, who would you choose and why?

Jena Jameson, guess why


[Edited by Slow Diver on 04-01-2003 at 01:09 PM]

1 What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day?
None if someone enjoys it but perhaps the world needs more toilet cleaners…

2 Rate the following guitarists on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a total jabroni and 10 being a virtuoso.
Of the ones I have heard:

Joe Perry, crap band.
slash, 3 over-rated
Brian May 4
Kirk Hammett,5 famous for being dissed by people who'd like other people to think they're better than him even though few are.
Steve Vai, 6, superb player but piss irritating
Randomly 7,8 and 9 haven't heard enough. Only very familiar with Pettrucci, he is a god.
Zakk Wylde, Paul Gilbert, John Petrucci

3. Which do you prefer:

Backstreet Boys or Westlife,
Boys in a Backstreet are easier to shoot without anyone seeing you do it.
Pamela Anderson or Jenna Jameson,
Jenna Jameson, at least she doesn’t have pretensions to being an actor, would she want anyone to think she's acting?
Heroin our Cocaine.
Cocaine,
I’d never touch heroin it’s mega adictive and I prefer stimulants.
MTV our MTV2 MTV ,
the title MTV 2 suggests the existence of twice as much crap to switch off!
Vodka our Jack Daniels.
Jack Daniels, but I can’t really remember meeting him, maybe I was pissed on
vodka.
Glam our Grunge Rock. Grunge, less embarrasing case of wondering if the person with cool hair might turn out to be a fit chick and then… agghhh!!
Beatels our Rolling Stones
Beatles!
Penthouse our Playboy
Playboy, it’s less about clothes and more about their absence...!
Sex our masturbation,
As they say masturbation is sex with someone you love. Can't get alimony or custody problems, you're hands always your own.. that said mine'd rather wander.
Randy Rhoads our Zakk Wylde, zakk's massively talented and a great singer as well as guitarist, I've got to say Rhoads cause he died tragically,

4. Finish this sentence:

Ozzy is... probably drunk.
Nick Carter is... possibly dead.
Fred Durst is... possibly also dead.
Tommy Lee is... banging away at something with his stick
Freddy Mercury was... a great singer but definitely gay, but who cares?
Axl Rose is... an anagram of oral sex
Yngwie is... fast
Bush and Saddam are... lovers
Diego Armando Maradona is... good with his hands! LOL
Savanah was... a crap soap with rich totty.

5 Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a mess and 10 being a hottie.

I thought Janis Joplin was dead, that puts her at 1, other than that never met any of them and am not dedicated to reading about un-obtainable women who might be obnoxious and not worth obtaining!

6. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?
Eminem, too obnoxious for words.. regrettably though, not his own!
7. We mention a name, and you give us your thoughts.

Lars Ulrich A good drummer but nasty
Michael Moore Intelligent, idealistic and funny with a lot of guts. A figurehead for Americans who don’t want to be branded as genocidal maniacs.
Nikki Six What happened to the first five?
Rob Halford Who the ****?
Kid Rock Who the ****?
50 Cent Who the ****?
David Lee Roth An employer of good musicians, is that bitchy?
Bill Gates Too ****ing rich,
Howard Stern is being offensive and shocking people really that funny?
Doctor Phill Aren’t doctors are supposed to be good for our health?

8. If you could be a bodyguard for a celebrity, who would you choose and why?

Mike Tyson, if I was that hard I’d probably be much richer than I am.

Eminem rock star???? Hmm I wouldn't say that.

Depends how loosely you use the term, I've heard the beatles called rock stars

The Beatles had that basic Guitar-Bass-Drum-Vocals line up , which is a typical rock line up.

1 What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day? Aerosmith and The Stones, they've done enough.


2 Rate the following guitarists on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a total jabroni and 10 being a virtuoso.

Slash - 10 (My Hero)
Zakk Wylde - 8
John Petrucci - 8
Ace Frehley - 6
Steve Vai - 9.5
Kirk Hammett - 8
Paul Gilbert - 8.5
Mick Mars - 5.5
Joe Perry - 7.5
Brian May - 8.5
Vinie Vincent - Don't know this guy

3. Which do you prefer:

Backstreet Boys or Westlife
What's Westlife? Backstreet sucks, I'm glad boybands are dead

Pamela Anderson or Jenna Jameson
Jenna for sure, Pam has Hepatitus C and she's not even a porn star!

Heroin our Cocaine
Heroin - I'll prolly catch some flak for this, but all the great one's were Heroin Junkies.

MTV our MTV2
2

Vodka our Jack Daniels
Jack Daniels

Glam our Grunge Rock
Grunge

Beatels our Rolling Stones
The drugged out beatles of the late 60's were awesome, so I'll go with them.

Penthouse our Playboy
Penthouse, at least it makes no false pretenses about what the magazine is for.

Sex or masturbation
Definately sex, I spent most of my teen years on the latter :)

Randy Rhoads our Zakk Wylde
I'm an 80's nut, so I'll have to go with Randy. Zakk is sick player, but Randy'll blow your mind just as fast

4. Finish this sentence:

Ozzy is...the prince of darkness
Nick Carter is...the proud owner of a sore ass

Fred Durst is...a talentless poser who should've stuck to the tattooing business

Tommy Lee is...an 80's icon lucky to still be around today
Freddy Mercury was...an incredible singer

Axl Rose is...a waste who lost his voice and gained a
beerbelly

Yngwie is...fat and funny looking
Bush and Saddam are...secretly penpals
Diego Armando Maradona is...dunno
Savanah was...a porn star

5 Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a mess and 10 being a hottie.

Sharon Osbourne 1(I hate Ozzy's family)
Carmen Electra 7(Rodman banged her so she's gotta be loose)
Briana Banks 8
Kelly Osbourne 1
Dolly Parton 3 (an extra point for each titty)
Janis Joplin 2 (she could sing, but looked nasty)
Cindy Crawford 9 (Yea, she made growing up fun)
Donna D´Erico 8
Liv Tyler 9.5 (I think she's hot as hell)
Britney Spears 10 (tough to emphasize how hard I'd bang her)

6. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?
Axl Rose, for trying to bring back what's better off to remain a memory


7. We mention a name, and you give us your thoughts.

Lars Ulrich - Metallica used to be cool
Michael Moore - dunno this guy
Nikki Six - Never a huge motley fan
Rob Halford - Who would've guessed?

Kid Rock - Think he's a toolbag, but like the Sheryl Crow Joint he did.

50 Cent - Lucky to be making money
David Lee Roth - Those were the days
Bill Gates - Owns everyone's soul
Howard Stern - What a fine looking Jew
Doctor Phill - This guys sucks, I wanna watch Springer

8. If you could be a bodyguard for a celebrity, who would you choose and why?
Buckethead - So I could find out who's behind that mask.

What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day? Any with a skateboard pants/goatee look

2 Rate the following guitarists on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a total jabroni and 10 being a virtuoso.

Slash - 7
Zakk Wylde - who he
John Petrucci - dont know his stuff
Ace Frehley - you gotta be joking
Steve Vai - 10 for 'passion & warfare'
Kirk Hammett - cant stick metallica
Paul Gilbert - ???
Mick Mars - poodle hair metal not my thing
Joe Perry - 7
Brian May - 8 decent player but cant stand Queen
Vinie Vincent - never hear of him

3. Which do you prefer:

Backstreet Boys or Westlife - a hole in the head
Pamela Anderson or Jenna Jameson - syphilis preferably
Heroin or Cocaine - powder skiing's my buzz
MTV or MTV2 - the off button
Vodka or Jack Daniels - both please
Glam or Grunge Rock - rock or a hard place
Beatles or Rolling Stones - both hugely overrated
Penthouse or Playboy - neither have enough pics
Sex or masturbation - depends who with
Randy Rhoads or Zakk Wylde - neither

4. Finish this sentence:

Ozzy is...a sad old man
Nick Carter is...not known to me
Fred Durst is...sad for shagging Ginger Spice
Tommy Lee is...
Freddy Mercury was...buckteethed
Axl Rose is...finished
Yngwie is...a bigheaded tosser
Bush and Saddam are...dating
Diego Armando Maradona is...
Savanah was...a racehorse

5 Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a mess and 10 being a hottie.

Sharon Osbourne - 0.5, oh dear
Carmen Electra - 7
Briana Banks - who she?
Kelly Osbourne - minus 5
Dolly Parton - 4 for each breast
Janis Joplin - 2
Cindy Crawford - 6 , dont see it myself
Donna D´Erico - 8 for 'Baywatch' but not as hot as Yasmin
Liv Tyler - 6 , what's the fuss?
Britney Spears - 8 I dig her

6. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why? Elton John, - he's a petulant little queen

7. We mention a name, and you give us your thoughts.

Lars Ulrich - means nothing to me
Michael Moore - dude! anyone who has a pop at big business and the government is fine with me
Nikki Six - crap metal
Rob Halford - prototype leatherman
Kid Rock - he doesnt register in the UK
50 Cent -??
David Lee Roth - an arrogant sod but he pulls it off
Bill Gates - a curse
Howard Stern - cool
Doctor Phill -eh?

8. If you could be a bodyguard for a celebrity, who would you choose and why?
Kristin Kreuk, the most gorgeous female in celebland

1. Play until you die I say.

2. Well many of these are'nt virtuoso's, but they have other qualities.

10 Brian May
9 Ace Frehley
8 John Petrucci
7 Zakk Wylde
6 Paul Gilbert
5 Steve Vai
4 Slash
3 Kirk Hammett

Vinie Vincent ??
Joe Perry ?? I havent heard any of these.
Mick Mars ??

3. Which do you prefer:

Westlife
Jenna Jameson
Cocaine
MTV
Jack Daniels
Glamrock
Rolling Stones
Playboy
Sex
Randy Rhoads

4. Finish this sentence:

Ozzy is: a mess, sadly..
Nick Carter is: a backstreet boy. No more, no less.
Fred Durst is: Fred Durst.
Tommy Lee is: pretty ugly.
Freddy Mercury was a great musician.
Yngwie is: in Eskilstuna, Sweden tomorrow and Im gonna be there.
Bush and Saddam are: old.
Diego Armando Maradona is: having trouble with drugs.
Savanah was: a soap-opera.

5 Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a mess and 10 being a hottie.

10 Britney Spears
9 Carmen Electra
8 Briana Banks
7 Cindy Crawford
6 Liv Tyler
5 Janis Joplin
4 Dolly Parton
3 Kelly Osbourne
2 Sharon Osbourne

Donna D´Erico ??

6. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?

Andre W.K. or whatever his name is.
I dont think he deserves a smack, but Im sure he would like
it, so hes the one who gets it.

7. We mention a name, and you give us your thoughts.

Lars Ulrich: Totally awesome. His pants tend to be too small for his own good though.
Michael Moore: Interesting guy, can be a bit too much sometimes.
Nikki Six: Hmm.. I've forgot who he is.
Rob Halford: Pioneer in rock-clothing. Still going strong.
Kid Rock: as long as I dont have to listen to him, he's ok.
50 Cent: 1/2000 of a Fender Stratocaster american standard.
David Lee Roth: Great voice.
Bill Gates: Maybe he is the most hated person in computer tech,
but he's the reason you can hang out here at guitartricks.
Howard Stern: I really like his movie.
Doctor Phil: Stern, but fair...

8. If you could be a bodyguard for a celebrity, who would you choose and why?

Probably a Gallagher, cause then you'd really have to work
for your money. Whats the fun in sitting in a countryclub
with Nick Faldo, protecting him from rainy weather?

1 What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day? Halford

2 Rate the following guitarists on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a total jabroni and 10 being a virtuoso.

Slash 10
Zakk Wylde 8
John Petrucci 6
Ace Frehley 9
Steve Vai 8
Kirk Hammett 9
Paul Gilbert 4
Mick Mars 4
Joe Perry 7
Brian May 6
Vinie Vincent 5

3. Which do you prefer:

Backstreet Boys or Westlife: neither
Pamela Anderson or Jenna Jameson: Jenna Jameson
Heroin our Cocaine: neither; marijuana
MTV our MTV2: MTV2
Vodka our Jack Daniels: hard choice, vodka
Glam our Grunge Rock: grunge
Beatels our Rolling Stones: Beatles
Penthouse our Playboy: Penthouse
Sex our masturbation: Sex
Randy Rhoads our Zakk Wylde: Randy Rhoads

4. Finish this sentence:

Ozzy is...an old dude with no brains.
Nick Carter is...someone I don't know.
Fred Durst is...a loser.
Tommy Lee is...pimp.
Freddy Mercury was...a pimp for guys.
Axl Rose is...a moron.
Yngwie is...the man.
Bush and Saddam are...lovers.
Diego Armando Maradona is...Diego Armando Maradona
Savanah was...in Georgia.

5 Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a mess and 10 being a hottie.

Sharon Osbourne 1
Carmen Electra 10
Briana Banks 9
Kelly Osbourne 1
Dolly Parton 1
Janis Joplin 1
Cindy Crawford 4
Donna D´Erico 10
Liv Tyler 9
Britney Spears 8

6. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?
Sammy Hagar and David Lee Roth because they are morons for touring with each other.
7. We mention a name, and you give us your thoughts.

Lars Ulrich: Take lessons.
Michael Moore: loser
Nikki Six: loser
Rob Halford: loser with bald head
Kid Rock: white trash
50 Cent: going to get shot more than 9 times
David Lee Roth: old dumb pimp
Bill Gates: rich nerd
Howard Stern: horny loser, but love the show
Doctor Phill: faget

8. If you could be a bodyguard for a celebrity, who would you choose and why? Only pussies have bodyguards.