2 Rate the following guitarists on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a total jabroni and 10 being a virtuoso.
Slash 10
Zakk Wylde 8
John Petrucci 6
Ace Frehley 9
Steve Vai 8
Kirk Hammett 9
Paul Gilbert 4
Mick Mars 4
Joe Perry 7
Brian May 6
Vinie Vincent 5
3. Which do you prefer:
Backstreet Boys or Westlife: neither
Pamela Anderson or Jenna Jameson: Jenna Jameson
Heroin our Cocaine: neither; marijuana
MTV our MTV2: MTV2
Vodka our Jack Daniels: hard choice, vodka
Glam our Grunge Rock: grunge
Beatels our Rolling Stones: Beatles
Penthouse our Playboy: Penthouse
Sex our masturbation: Sex
Randy Rhoads our Zakk Wylde: Randy Rhoads
4. Finish this sentence:
Ozzy is...an old dude with no brains.
Nick Carter is...someone I don't know.
Fred Durst is...a loser.
Tommy Lee is...pimp.
Freddy Mercury was...a pimp for guys.
Axl Rose is...a moron.
Yngwie is...the man.
Bush and Saddam are...lovers.
Diego Armando Maradona is...Diego Armando Maradona
Savanah was...in Georgia.
5 Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a mess and 10 being a hottie.
Sharon Osbourne 1
Carmen Electra 10
Briana Banks 9
Kelly Osbourne 1
Dolly Parton 1
Janis Joplin 1
Cindy Crawford 4
Donna D´Erico 10
Liv Tyler 9
Britney Spears 8
6. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?
Sammy Hagar and David Lee Roth because they are morons for touring with each other.
7. We mention a name, and you give us your thoughts.
Lars Ulrich: Take lessons.
Michael Moore: loser
Nikki Six: loser
Rob Halford: loser with bald head
Kid Rock: white trash
50 Cent: going to get shot more than 9 times
David Lee Roth: old dumb pimp
Bill Gates: rich nerd
Howard Stern: horny loser, but love the show
Doctor Phill: faget
8. If you could be a bodyguard for a celebrity, who would you choose and why? Only pussies have bodyguards.
