1 What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day?
None if someone enjoys it but perhaps the world needs more toilet cleaners…

2 Rate the following guitarists on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a total jabroni and 10 being a virtuoso.
Of the ones I have heard:

Joe Perry, crap band.
slash, 3 over-rated
Brian May 4
Kirk Hammett,5 famous for being dissed by people who'd like other people to think they're better than him even though few are.
Steve Vai, 6, superb player but piss irritating
Randomly 7,8 and 9 haven't heard enough. Only very familiar with Pettrucci, he is a god.
Zakk Wylde, Paul Gilbert, John Petrucci

3. Which do you prefer:

Backstreet Boys or Westlife,
Boys in a Backstreet are easier to shoot without anyone seeing you do it.
Pamela Anderson or Jenna Jameson,
Jenna Jameson, at least she doesn’t have pretensions to being an actor, would she want anyone to think she's acting?
Heroin our Cocaine.
Cocaine,
I’d never touch heroin it’s mega adictive and I prefer stimulants.
MTV our MTV2 MTV ,
the title MTV 2 suggests the existence of twice as much crap to switch off!
Vodka our Jack Daniels.
Jack Daniels, but I can’t really remember meeting him, maybe I was pissed on
vodka.
Glam our Grunge Rock. Grunge, less embarrasing case of wondering if the person with cool hair might turn out to be a fit chick and then… agghhh!!
Beatels our Rolling Stones
Beatles!
Penthouse our Playboy
Playboy, it’s less about clothes and more about their absence...!
Sex our masturbation,
As they say masturbation is sex with someone you love. Can't get alimony or custody problems, you're hands always your own.. that said mine'd rather wander.
Randy Rhoads our Zakk Wylde, zakk's massively talented and a great singer as well as guitarist, I've got to say Rhoads cause he died tragically,

4. Finish this sentence:

Ozzy is... probably drunk.
Nick Carter is... possibly dead.
Fred Durst is... possibly also dead.
Tommy Lee is... banging away at something with his stick
Freddy Mercury was... a great singer but definitely gay, but who cares?
Axl Rose is... an anagram of oral sex
Yngwie is... fast
Bush and Saddam are... lovers
Diego Armando Maradona is... good with his hands! LOL
Savanah was... a crap soap with rich totty.

5 Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a mess and 10 being a hottie.

I thought Janis Joplin was dead, that puts her at 1, other than that never met any of them and am not dedicated to reading about un-obtainable women who might be obnoxious and not worth obtaining!

6. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?
Eminem, too obnoxious for words.. regrettably though, not his own!
7. We mention a name, and you give us your thoughts.

Lars Ulrich A good drummer but nasty
Michael Moore Intelligent, idealistic and funny with a lot of guts. A figurehead for Americans who don’t want to be branded as genocidal maniacs.
Nikki Six What happened to the first five?
Rob Halford Who the ****?
Kid Rock Who the ****?
50 Cent Who the ****?
David Lee Roth An employer of good musicians, is that bitchy?
Bill Gates Too ****ing rich,
Howard Stern is being offensive and shocking people really that funny?
Doctor Phill Aren’t doctors are supposed to be good for our health?

8. If you could be a bodyguard for a celebrity, who would you choose and why?

Mike Tyson, if I was that hard I’d probably be much richer than I am.