2 Rate the following guitarists on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a total jabroni and 10 being a virtuoso.
Slash - 7
Zakk Wylde - who he
John Petrucci - dont know his stuff
Ace Frehley - you gotta be joking
Steve Vai - 10 for 'passion & warfare'
Kirk Hammett - cant stick metallica
Paul Gilbert - ???
Mick Mars - poodle hair metal not my thing
Joe Perry - 7
Brian May - 8 decent player but cant stand Queen
Vinie Vincent - never hear of him
3. Which do you prefer:
Backstreet Boys or Westlife - a hole in the head
Pamela Anderson or Jenna Jameson - syphilis preferably
Heroin or Cocaine - powder skiing's my buzz
MTV or MTV2 - the off button
Vodka or Jack Daniels - both please
Glam or Grunge Rock - rock or a hard place
Beatles or Rolling Stones - both hugely overrated
Penthouse or Playboy - neither have enough pics
Sex or masturbation - depends who with
Randy Rhoads or Zakk Wylde - neither
4. Finish this sentence:
Ozzy is...a sad old man
Nick Carter is...not known to me
Fred Durst is...sad for shagging Ginger Spice
Tommy Lee is...
Freddy Mercury was...buckteethed
Axl Rose is...finished
Yngwie is...a bigheaded tosser
Bush and Saddam are...dating
Diego Armando Maradona is...
Savanah was...a racehorse
5 Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a mess and 10 being a hottie.
Sharon Osbourne - 0.5, oh dear
Carmen Electra - 7
Briana Banks - who she?
Kelly Osbourne - minus 5
Dolly Parton - 4 for each breast
Janis Joplin - 2
Cindy Crawford - 6 , dont see it myself
Donna D´Erico - 8 for 'Baywatch' but not as hot as Yasmin
Liv Tyler - 6 , what's the fuss?
Britney Spears - 8 I dig her
6. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why? Elton John, - he's a petulant little queen
7. We mention a name, and you give us your thoughts.
Lars Ulrich - means nothing to me
Michael Moore - dude! anyone who has a pop at big business and the government is fine with me
Nikki Six - crap metal
Rob Halford - prototype leatherman
Kid Rock - he doesnt register in the UK
50 Cent -??
David Lee Roth - an arrogant sod but he pulls it off
Bill Gates - a curse
Howard Stern - cool
Doctor Phill -eh?
8. If you could be a bodyguard for a celebrity, who would you choose and why?
Kristin Kreuk, the most gorgeous female in celebland
