1 What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day? Aerosmith and The Stones, they've done enough.


2 Rate the following guitarists on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a total jabroni and 10 being a virtuoso.

Slash - 10 (My Hero)
Zakk Wylde - 8
John Petrucci - 8
Ace Frehley - 6
Steve Vai - 9.5
Kirk Hammett - 8
Paul Gilbert - 8.5
Mick Mars - 5.5
Joe Perry - 7.5
Brian May - 8.5
Vinie Vincent - Don't know this guy

3. Which do you prefer:

Backstreet Boys or Westlife
What's Westlife? Backstreet sucks, I'm glad boybands are dead

Pamela Anderson or Jenna Jameson
Jenna for sure, Pam has Hepatitus C and she's not even a porn star!

Heroin our Cocaine
Heroin - I'll prolly catch some flak for this, but all the great one's were Heroin Junkies.

MTV our MTV2
2

Vodka our Jack Daniels
Jack Daniels

Glam our Grunge Rock
Grunge

Beatels our Rolling Stones
The drugged out beatles of the late 60's were awesome, so I'll go with them.

Penthouse our Playboy
Penthouse, at least it makes no false pretenses about what the magazine is for.

Sex or masturbation
Definately sex, I spent most of my teen years on the latter :)

Randy Rhoads our Zakk Wylde
I'm an 80's nut, so I'll have to go with Randy. Zakk is sick player, but Randy'll blow your mind just as fast

4. Finish this sentence:

Ozzy is...the prince of darkness
Nick Carter is...the proud owner of a sore ass

Fred Durst is...a talentless poser who should've stuck to the tattooing business

Tommy Lee is...an 80's icon lucky to still be around today
Freddy Mercury was...an incredible singer

Axl Rose is...a waste who lost his voice and gained a
beerbelly

Yngwie is...fat and funny looking
Bush and Saddam are...secretly penpals
Diego Armando Maradona is...dunno
Savanah was...a porn star

5 Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a mess and 10 being a hottie.

Sharon Osbourne 1(I hate Ozzy's family)
Carmen Electra 7(Rodman banged her so she's gotta be loose)
Briana Banks 8
Kelly Osbourne 1
Dolly Parton 3 (an extra point for each titty)
Janis Joplin 2 (she could sing, but looked nasty)
Cindy Crawford 9 (Yea, she made growing up fun)
Donna D´Erico 8
Liv Tyler 9.5 (I think she's hot as hell)
Britney Spears 10 (tough to emphasize how hard I'd bang her)

6. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?
Axl Rose, for trying to bring back what's better off to remain a memory


7. We mention a name, and you give us your thoughts.

Lars Ulrich - Metallica used to be cool
Michael Moore - dunno this guy
Nikki Six - Never a huge motley fan
Rob Halford - Who would've guessed?

Kid Rock - Think he's a toolbag, but like the Sheryl Crow Joint he did.

50 Cent - Lucky to be making money
David Lee Roth - Those were the days
Bill Gates - Owns everyone's soul
Howard Stern - What a fine looking Jew
Doctor Phill - This guys sucks, I wanna watch Springer

8. If you could be a bodyguard for a celebrity, who would you choose and why?
Buckethead - So I could find out who's behind that mask.