Rolling Stones. I don´t want to see Mick Jagger get heart attack on stage and Keith should wear a mumie dress. His face is more fuc*ked up than Wacko´s (M. Jackson).
2) Rate the following guitarists :
Slash : 8 (would be a 10 if he could see the fretboard)
Zakk Wylde : 9 (technique, style, drinkin´ ability, attitude...need to say more. Man is dangerous as hell)
John Petrucci : 10 (somtimes he makes me quit playn´ (jelosy).
Ace Frehley : 7 (thank´s god he´s wearin´ make up)
Steve Vai : 9 (Can be pretty boring somtimes)
Kirk Hammett : 8 (8 back in the eightis, 4 nowdays, probably 1 after the next album)
Paul Gilbert : 9 (wrrrumm.)
Mick Mars : 7 (he should definitly wear mask. Even make up dosen´t help him. Big threat for Keith Richards)
Joe Perry : 7 (should spend more time practicing guitar than lifting weights)
Brian May : 7.5 (but if he could do all those harmonies live, he would get a 10)
Vinie Vincent 8: (wrrrummm, his solos suck´s big time but who cares. Speed is evrything. Nice make up, looks 95% like a girls (even acts like one)
3. Which do you prefer:
Backstreet Boys or Westlife : David Beckham
Pamela Anderson or Jenna Jameson : Theyr mothers
Heroin our Cocaine : Drugs are for pussys
MTV our MTV2 : F*uck ´em both
Vodka our Jack Daniels : Rakija!!!
Glam our Grunge Rock : Definitly glam
Beatels our Rolling Stones : Keith Richards
Penthouse our Playboy : Penthouse all the way
Sex our masturbation : Depends on situation
Randy Rhoads our Zakk Wylde : Randy Wylde
4. Finish this sentence:
Ozzy is... the only person in the world who´s uglyer than me (except Keith Richards of course)
Nick Carter is... blond
Fred Durst is... FAT BASTARD
Tommy Lee is... rock star lifestyle experiment
Freddy Mercury was...the KING (forget Presley and Ali, Freddy is the ONE)
Axl Rose is... fat
Yngwie is... fat
Bush and Saddam are... desperate to bang eachother.
Diego Armando Maradona is... GOAL GOAL GOAL, COKE COKE COKE
Savanah was... a pornstar (chort but to the point) God enjoys her right now.
5 Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a mess and 10 being a hottie.
Sharon Osbourne: 6 (for her age 10)
Carmen Electra: 8
Briana Banks 10+ (didn´t know that german girls can be so nice)
Kelly Osbourne 3 (lose some weight and you´ll get hm 2)
Dolly Parton 3 (freakshow)
Janis Joplin 3 (freakshow II)
Cindy Crawford 6 (gain some wight and you´ll get 7 trust me)
Donna D´Erico 8
Liv Tyler 8 (thank´s god that genetic stuff (on her´s father´s side) didn´t work out that well)
Britney Spears 4 (take of that make up and you´ll loke worse than guess who, that´s right Keith Richards.)
6. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?
W. Axl Rose ´cause he is the rock terorist nr. 1. (Bomb him)
7. 7. We mention a name, and you give us your thoughts.
Lars Ulrich : make sure to mix bass drum higher than bass
Michael Moore : Shame on you Bush (Booooo)
Nikki Six : Rock star lifestyle experiment faild.
Rob Halford : I bet he have a huge a$$hole
Kid Rock : should bang Tommy Lee to close the circle
50 Cent : should fit on a auction
David Lee Roth : If I saw him from behind I would JUMP on him
Bill Gates : doesn´t exsisit
Howard Stern : cool
Doctor Phill : need a lay (with Operah)
8. If you could be a bodyguard for a celebrity, who would you choose and why?
Keith Richard (bulets would be scared to hit him)
[Edited by Dejan Sajinovic on 03-29-2003 at 09:14 AM]
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