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DAMAGED ONE
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02/15/2007 3:46 pm
I will start and others can respond with their wit.

Man, Your house is so dusty the roaches drive dune buggies.
Dude, Your car is so old Henry Ford drove it.
Your sister is so ugly your family has to keep picking her up from the dog pound.

:D :D :D
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strat-man
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02/15/2007 9:31 pm
Dude, this thread's 'as much use as t*ts on a fish' :D
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I met my maker, i made him cry, and on my shoulder he asked me why, his people won't fly thru the storm, i said, listen here man they don't even know your born.

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02/15/2007 9:34 pm
Originally Posted by: strat-manDude, this thread's as much use as t*ts on a fish :D
Well what the hell Im Crazy :D
Yeah a sucker fish!!
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02/15/2007 9:49 pm
Originally Posted by: strat-manDude, this thread's as much use as t*ts on a fish :D


It's been done before:

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02/15/2007 9:55 pm
Awww she's kinda cute Leedogg, think ya can fix me a date? :D
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Son of a gun

I met my maker, i made him cry, and on my shoulder he asked me why, his people won't fly thru the storm, i said, listen here man they don't even know your born.

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02/15/2007 11:54 pm
Originally Posted by: strat-manDude, this thread's 'as much use as t*ts on a fish' :D

I thought it was **** on a bull. ;)
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"

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Logan826
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02/16/2007 12:01 am
Brief explain so it's funny. I work in a field that deals with covert ops and were looking through a car that had been bugged to the hilt with mics, spy cams and gps equipt. One of the guys I work with made a comment that "This car has more bugs then section 8 housing" I lost it. I'd never heard that before.
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02/16/2007 12:04 am
your threads are so big they're yarns....thanks , I'll be here all week.
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02/16/2007 2:28 am
You're so ugly, that when you were born, your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" and your Dad said, "Yeah, let's bury it".
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
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02/16/2007 3:00 am
This guy was so ugly when he was born that the doctor instead of spanking the baby, spankd the mother...
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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02/16/2007 4:16 pm
Yo' momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
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02/16/2007 5:39 pm
Your sister is so fat every time she went to a dance she made the band skip

Hey you guys and gals ever heard Jay Hickman Comedy? :p
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02/16/2007 9:36 pm
3 men sitting in a sauna heard a bleeping sound, the american pressed his arm and the bleep stopped...'that was my pager, i have a microchip in my arm' he says, then a fone rings and the japanese man puts his palm to his ear...'that was my mobile, i have a microchip in my hand' he says, the irishman not to be outdone, went to the toilet, comes back with toilet paper hangin from his ass, the others stared in disbelief...'Oh bejesus would you look at that, i'm gettin a fax!'
Strat totin
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Son of a gun

I met my maker, i made him cry, and on my shoulder he asked me why, his people won't fly thru the storm, i said, listen here man they don't even know your born.

strat-man rocks with vox
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02/16/2007 10:18 pm
Yo moma is so old there is a picture of Moses in her year book.

Yo moma is so old she was around when the Great Wall of China was just "ok"

Yo moma is so fat last time she went to the beach to sun baith a bunch of green peace guys ran out and tried to push her back into the water.

Yo moma is soooo nasty when she pulls her panties down... it sounds like velcro.

Yo moma is soooo stupid she was fired from a M&M factory for throwing out the "W's".

Yo moma's under arms are sooo hairy ... she looks like she has Buck Wheat in a head lock.
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02/16/2007 10:21 pm
Originally Posted by: strat-man3 men sitting in a sauna heard a bleeping sound, the american pressed his arm and the bleep stopped...'that was my pager, i have a microchip in my arm' he says, then a fone rings and the japanese man puts his palm to his ear...'that was my mobile, i have a microchip in my hand' he says, the irishman not to be outdone, went to the toilet, comes back with toilet paper hangin from his ass, the others stared in disbelief...'Oh bejesus would you look at that, i'm gettin a fax!'
LMAO :D Now see that wasn't as useless as t*ts on a fish. it made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
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02/16/2007 10:48 pm
a penguin takes his car to a mechanic for repairs.....the mechanic says i will see what is wrong, come back in about an hour, and I will tell you what the problem is. the penguin, being hot because he is not in his native climate goes and gets a vanilla ice cream cone. he gets it all over his face due to his flippers that do not have opposable thumbs. An hour later the penguin goes back to the mechanic and the mechanic says, "looks like you blew a seal" and the penguin replies, "no, i just had ice cream."
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02/17/2007 1:23 am
yo mommas so fat, that when someone says "koolaid" shes busts through the wall.
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02/17/2007 5:27 am
You guys wanna hear my favourite joke ever?

How do you get an elephant out of the theatre?

A: You can't, it's in his blood.
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02/17/2007 6:23 am
Groan! :rolleyes:
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02/17/2007 7:14 pm
Your moms so dumb, she tried to drown a fish.

Your moms so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whale's started singing 'We are family....!'

Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

Your mammas so fat, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide.

And I'm done
"And if you want it bad, don't ever let it slip away..."

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