Yo moma is so old there is a picture of Moses in her year book.

Yo moma is so old she was around when the Great Wall of China was just "ok"

Yo moma is so fat last time she went to the beach to sun baith a bunch of green peace guys ran out and tried to push her back into the water.

Yo moma is soooo nasty when she pulls her panties down... it sounds like velcro.

Yo moma is soooo stupid she was fired from a M&M factory for throwing out the "W's".

Yo moma's under arms are sooo hairy ... she looks like she has Buck Wheat in a head lock.