a penguin takes his car to a mechanic for repairs.....the mechanic says i will see what is wrong, come back in about an hour, and I will tell you what the problem is. the penguin, being hot because he is not in his native climate goes and gets a vanilla ice cream cone. he gets it all over his face due to his flippers that do not have opposable thumbs. An hour later the penguin goes back to the mechanic and the mechanic says, "looks like you blew a seal" and the penguin replies, "no, i just had ice cream."