Your moms so dumb, she tried to drown a fish.

Your moms so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whale's started singing 'We are family....!'

Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

Your mammas so fat, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide.

And I'm done