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You are a guitar player when...(keep it going)
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you can put a cigarette out on your calloused fingertips.
Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
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You make threads on forums about being a guitarist.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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You constantly write songs about robots.
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your house is burning with your family in it......and the first thing you took out to save was your guitar.
Guitarplaying is 1 Percent Inspiration, 99 Percent Perspiration... :)
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Love the number 10.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
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Originally Posted by: elklanderccLove the number 10.
10 the number love.
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollyson10 the number love.
number the 10 love
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know?
Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know?
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you play volume swells on your car stereo
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you call your girlfriend your guitar and your guitar your girlfriend by mistake when introducing them. (yes, you introduce your guitar)
"Dammit Jim!! I'm a guitarist not a roadie...so haul my gear"
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you now what: (P.H) (A.H) (P.O) mean
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Originally Posted by: equatoryou now what: (P.H) (A.H) (P.O) mean
you forgot HO.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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Originally Posted by: Cryptic Excretionsyou forgot HO.
When you notice people forgot "H.O."
hee hee, "Ho"
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1. You forget to eat
2. Your wife believes you are an anorak
3. You go to see bands and watch the guitarist all evening in the vain hope you can remember what he/she did.
4. You buy DVD's of bands and do the same as above
5. You can name the guitarists in most bands
Sorry got carried away, I'll stop now :)
2. Your wife believes you are an anorak
3. You go to see bands and watch the guitarist all evening in the vain hope you can remember what he/she did.
4. You buy DVD's of bands and do the same as above
5. You can name the guitarists in most bands
Sorry got carried away, I'll stop now :)
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I am vibrating at the speed of light.
I am vibrating at the speed of light.
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