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Shredda_42
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11/18/2005 11:21 am
Originally Posted by: ericthecableguy

2)You walk around the house wearing a guitar and try to make sandwiches with the thing on.


LOL!!!! i have done that one way too many times. My guitar always crashes into the doorway.....they should make doorways bigger.. :rolleyes:
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11/18/2005 11:24 am
Originally Posted by: magicninjaYou have four or five different picks in your wallet just in case a jam-off erupts at wal-mart.


LMAO!! that one too.....like what if im at a concert and the guitarist suddenly breaks his hand..and they need a replacement guitarist real quick!!! I'll need my picks handy
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11/18/2005 11:29 am
You have a panic attack when your favorite pick isn't where it ought to be.
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11/18/2005 12:19 pm
When someone asks u to say the alphabet and you start with :
A, A#, B, C ,C# etc... :rolleyes:
Akira says;
"i was expecting some 3476 string string skipping with some 23489172343 octave sweeps and some alt picking runs at 345734237623572bpm in 234872364781246164516th notes across your 2384723648724627348623478264 fret guitar"
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11/18/2005 1:44 pm
you get back home around


e---------4--5----
B---11--------------
G------------------
D-----------------
A------------------
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11/18/2005 2:14 pm
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]... you have 9 guitars, three vintage amps, and no furniture.[/font] :cool:

when you use your amps and cases as furniture.
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11/18/2005 2:16 pm
when you keep a stack of guitar magazines and a guitar in the bathroom.
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11/18/2005 2:49 pm
you think having 7 fingers on each hand would be... really cool!
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11/18/2005 3:28 pm
When someone can follow you from the trail of picks left behind.
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11/18/2005 4:09 pm
You work on a paper until 3:00 in the morning and you have class at 7 AM and you still gotta play your guitar for an hour before you go to bed.
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11/18/2005 4:15 pm
women are turned on by how you finger a fret board
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11/18/2005 4:35 pm
Originally Posted by: Shredda_42LMAO!! that one too.....like what if im at a concert and the guitarist suddenly breaks his hand..and they need a replacement guitarist real quick!!! I'll need my picks handy

lmao! this one time, I had to fill in for a guitar player at my church... I wasn't expecting to... and I didn't have any picks on me. so the guy hands me his guitar, and I had to ask him to use his pick. and he gave me the wierdest look! like "you don't carry a nadful of picks with you everywhere?"

that's when I did start carrying picks everywhere, and so far, I haven't needed them yet... lol
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11/18/2005 4:39 pm
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrslmao! this one time, I had to fill in for a guitar player at my church... I wasn't expecting to... and I didn't have any picks on me. so the guy hands me his guitar, and I had to ask him to use his pick. and he gave me the wierdest look! like "you don't carry a nadful of picks with you everywhere?"

that's when I did start carrying picks everywhere, and so far, I haven't needed them yet... lol

For the longest time I was carrying a guitar pick in my wallet. I took it out a couple days ago for reasons that I don't know. I think I'll put it back.
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11/18/2005 4:50 pm
I just realised I said a "nadful of picks" lol. I meant handful... but I'm not going to edit it, because a nadful sounds interesting...
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11/18/2005 4:50 pm
Originally Posted by: Shredda_42LMAO!! that one too.....like what if im at a concert and the guitarist suddenly breaks his hand..and they need a replacement guitarist real quick!!! I'll need my picks handy

Hey, it happened to Pete Townshend.
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11/18/2005 4:59 pm
you went suisidal when you couldn`t open the Mr.Fastfingers website
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11/18/2005 5:04 pm
Originally Posted by: equatoryou went suisidal when you couldn`t open the Mr.Fastfingers website

HA! Totally, man. That thing is genius.
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11/18/2005 8:59 pm
when you fall asleep late at night, in the middle of a song and next morning start were you ended last time :D
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11/18/2005 9:36 pm
you kiss your guitar goodnight. Hey, i dont makeout with it its just alittle...well...you get it


also when you skip dinner with your family to clean your guitar. lol
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11/19/2005 5:06 am
You call your girfriend and tell her you are going to take a shower and go to sleep so you can jam for 3 hours without having to worry about her calling you back. (I personally do this every other friday.)

You keep at least 3 plectrum in your pocket just in case you hear the dreaded "Betcha can't play this" only to watch the idiot play smoke on the water faster then the original song and when you play it with the correct timing listen to him ramble about how "you didn't play it as fast as I DID!".

You know what a plectrum IS. :p
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