2) your guitar talks back.
3) you dont seek professional (psychiatric) help.
I am Comfortably Numb... :D
Oh yeah...STICK IT TO THE MAN!
Oh yeah...STICK IT TO THE MAN!
You are a guitar player when...(keep it going)
1) you talk to your guitar like it's a person.
2) your guitar talks back.
3) you dont seek professional (psychiatric) help.
2) your guitar talks back.
3) you dont seek professional (psychiatric) help.
# 1
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsWell, such a thing's not going to get me anywhere... so my vote goes to the guitar store.
it could give you the blues.
"Dammit Jim!! I'm a guitarist not a roadie...so haul my gear"
# 2
Originally Posted by: z0s0_jpit could give you the blues.
LMFAO!!! NICE...
when you "make love" wait.... nevermind :o
Later in the evening
As you lie awake in bed
With the echoes from the amplifiers
Ringing in your head
You smoke the day's last cigarette
Rememb'rin' what she said
As you lie awake in bed
With the echoes from the amplifiers
Ringing in your head
You smoke the day's last cigarette
Rememb'rin' what she said
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI'm a super hero. It's what I do.
# 3
Originally Posted by: z0s0_jpleedogg is not a ho, but he is a desendant of the native american tribe slapaho :eek:[font=trebuchet ms]Arapaho?
You know you're a guitarist when...
... you have 9 guitars, three vintage amps, and no furniture.[/font] :cool:
# 4
Originally Posted by: z0s0_jpit could give you the blues.
Not quite what I meant, but we'll go with that.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 5
When 80 to 90% of this thread applies to you.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 6
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]Arapaho?
Arpeggio...
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 7
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]Arapaho?
You know you're a guitarist when...
... you have 9 guitars, three vintage amps, and no furniture.[/font] :cool:
i mean slap-a-ho, get it??
"Dammit Jim!! I'm a guitarist not a roadie...so haul my gear"
# 8
Originally Posted by: z0s0_jpi mean slap-a-ho, get it??[font=trebuchet ms]Jezz, ya gotta spell it out? :rolleyes:
I guess that means you didn't get A Rapper Ho.[/font]
# 9
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]Jezz, ya gotta spell it out? :rolleyes:
I guess that means you didn't get A Rapper Ho.[/font]
good one...no i did not catch it :o
"Dammit Jim!! I'm a guitarist not a roadie...so haul my gear"
# 10
Originally Posted by: guitarfreak141number the 10 love
the love 10 number
... and that's all I have to say about that.
[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
[/sarcasm]
[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
[/sarcasm]
# 11
You eat your guitar for breakfast.
... and that's all I have to say about that.
[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
[/sarcasm]
[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
[/sarcasm]
# 12
Turkeys .
... and that's all I have to say about that.
[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
[/sarcasm]
[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
[/sarcasm]
# 13
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsWhen 80 to 90% of this thread applies to you.
lol, it really all does all apply to me too...
# 14
Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanthe love 10 number[/QUOTE]Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanYou eat your guitar for breakfast.
[QUOTE=iamthe_eggman]Turkeys .
you really are desperately trying to get your post count up aren't you?
# 15
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsyou really are desperately trying to get your post count up aren't you?
ha!!!! now that is funny 6strngs
"Dammit Jim!! I'm a guitarist not a roadie...so haul my gear"
# 16
Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanYou eat your guitar for breakfast.
You guitar your breakfast for eat.
# 17
You know that a metronome is not a christmas decoration.
I am a constant evolving music machine. Oh Man, I just forgot what I was playing. Oh well, on to the next song. :rolleyes:
# 18
When you go visiting some folks, sit back on the couch, and stretch your arm backwards towards the wall, then pull your hand back, after remembering there are no guitars standing next to the couches in THIS house.
# 19
When you go to buy something and they ask for the exact change and you take out a pocket full of picks and start counting them :D !!
Akira says;
"i was expecting some 3476 string string skipping with some 23489172343 octave sweeps and some alt picking runs at 345734237623572bpm in 234872364781246164516th notes across your 2384723648724627348623478264 fret guitar"
"i was expecting some 3476 string string skipping with some 23489172343 octave sweeps and some alt picking runs at 345734237623572bpm in 234872364781246164516th notes across your 2384723648724627348623478264 fret guitar"
# 20