Originally Posted by: Cryptic Excretionsyou forgot HO.
Who you callin' a Ho?
Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
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Who you callin' a Ho?
# 1
Your guitar strap fails to hold the guitar and it falls and breaks and you cry all night because you can't play anymore because that was your only guitar. :(
# 2
when ur sad you know you can turn to your guitar for comfort
humans aren't imortal
but rock and roll will never die
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but rock and roll will never die
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# 3
Originally Posted by: jedicaster1. You forget to eat
2. Your wife believes you are an anorak
3. You go to see bands and watch the guitarist all evening in the vain hope you can remember what he/she did.
4. You buy DVD's of bands and do the same as above
5. You can name the guitarists in most bands
Sorry got carried away, I'll stop now :)
Ha, save for the one about the wife, I've been victim of all of the above. My friends make fun of me when we go to shows.
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Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 4
Originally Posted by: fingertricksYour guitar strap fails to hold the guitar and it falls and breaks and you cry all night because you can't play anymore because that was your only guitar. :(
When the on switch on your amp pops off preventing you from being able to supply power to your amp causing you to end up in the same position.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 5
Originally Posted by: LeedoggWho you callin' a Ho?
You da ho.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 6
# 7
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsYou da ho.
Idaho??? :confused:
# 8
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonIdaho??? :confused:
Why da ho?
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 9
leedogg is not a ho, but he is a desendant of the native american tribe slapaho :eek:
"Dammit Jim!! I'm a guitarist not a roadie...so haul my gear"
# 10
1)You give damn when someone can play flight of the bumblebee.
2)You walk around the house wearing a guitar and try to make sandwiches with the thing on.
3)You confuse the meanings of simple words such as; bridge, fret, pick, neck, and shred between guitar language and earth language.
2)You walk around the house wearing a guitar and try to make sandwiches with the thing on.
3)You confuse the meanings of simple words such as; bridge, fret, pick, neck, and shred between guitar language and earth language.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
# 11
Originally Posted by: jedicaster
3. You go to see bands and watch the guitarist all evening in the vain hope you can remember what he/she did.
Yep, I relate to that as well.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
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You have four or five different picks in your wallet just in case a jam-off erupts at wal-mart.
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# 13
you would rather go to guitar center then go out with the hottest girl from school/work
# 14
when people can't understand what you're saying, and you can't figure out why... you realize a few minutes later that you have a pick in your mouth
# 15
Originally Posted by: ericthecableguy
2)You walk around the house wearing a guitar and try to make sandwiches with the thing on.
.
been there :D
when you belong to a forum just for guitarest... idk.. lol
Later in the evening
As you lie awake in bed
With the echoes from the amplifiers
Ringing in your head
You smoke the day's last cigarette
Rememb'rin' what she said
As you lie awake in bed
With the echoes from the amplifiers
Ringing in your head
You smoke the day's last cigarette
Rememb'rin' what she said
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI'm a super hero. It's what I do.
# 16
Originally Posted by: 16andlifetogobeen there :D
when you belong to a forum just for guitarest... idk.. lol
I actually also belong to a drummers forum... and I hate playing drums.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 17
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsyou would rather go to guitar center then go out with the hottest girl from school/work
:eek: are you nuts?????? think about that................hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm....when can i go to guitar center..anytime.............possibly getting laid by the "HOTTEST CHICK"could be once in a lifetime for many
"Dammit Jim!! I'm a guitarist not a roadie...so haul my gear"
# 18
Originally Posted by: z0s0_jp:eek: are you nuts?????? think about that................hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm....when can i go to guitar center..anytime.............possibly getting laid by the "HOTTEST CHICK"could be once in a lifetime for many
Well, such a thing's not going to get me anywhere... so my vote goes to the guitar store.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 19
Originally Posted by: magicninjaYou have four or five different picks in your wallet just in case a jam-off erupts at wal-mart.
Actually I keep six, I wear jeans, 1 in each pocket.... :D
I am Comfortably Numb... :D
Oh yeah...STICK IT TO THE MAN!
Oh yeah...STICK IT TO THE MAN!
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