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Cryptic Excretions
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10/18/2005 2:58 am
Ok, so I was just sitting here looking at the screen and I thought "there needs to be a new thread." So that's what I'm here to do. Post a new thread. In response to this thread I ask that you post literally the first thing that comes to mind. Here, I'll start off.

Flabba dabba dooby flap jacks.
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10/18/2005 3:53 am
Mmm...flapjacks (although I just call em pancakes).
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10/18/2005 5:17 am
Deer season is fast aproaching and in the last week I have seen 3 doe and 4 bucks. Mmmmm deer pancakes.....
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10/18/2005 8:41 am
If two by two is four.. Would tree trees be a small forest??
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10/18/2005 10:57 am
Hmmm...I wonder what the first thing that is going to come to my mind will be

**cricket chirps in the distance**
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10/18/2005 12:18 pm
These buzzing flourescent lights are really annoying :mad:
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10/18/2005 2:08 pm
Yesterday evening I was watching some "Curb Your Enthusiasm", when I heard loud banging on my neighbors door. I live in an apartment complex, but each unit has it's own door to the outside, not a common building. Then I heard, "Police, Open Up!!". Just like in the movies. At first I thought I thought it was someone's buddies messing around. Then I heard a scuffle and looked out through my blinds to see my building surrounded by 5.0. It was pretty exciting to see the neighbor getting hauled off for who knows what.

What's really funny is directly across from my door lives a little old lady who was even more curious then me as her door opened and she flew out on one of those rascal scooters to see what was up. Quite entertaining! :D


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10/18/2005 2:33 pm
Remember, whenever you have to knock on someone's door who doesn't want you around always stand to the side of the doorframe so that any bullets (or persons) that might come flying through don't hit you except possibly in the forearm (which hurts a whole lot less than in the lungs).

This is especially important to remember if you're a law enforcement officer or movie director.
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10/18/2005 11:56 pm
It's good to be king if just for a while to be there in velvet and give them a smile.

Dear King,
I am really sorry I freaked out when I saw you.......with that big smile...

I wonder if the Burger King and the Tom Petty song are cosmically conected???
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10/19/2005 12:28 am
If a quiz is quizzical, then what is a test?????
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10/19/2005 1:17 am
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JK :cool:

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10/19/2005 3:20 am
I wonder if all men's genitals are connected by some ethereal force in another dimension.
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10/19/2005 3:52 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI wonder if all men's genitals are connected by some ethereal force in another dimension.

I don't...

Oh, and since this is the place for random thoughts, I gotta pet peeve. By definition, it's not that important, but I always notice it (not just here). The following are not interchangable!

You're = you are, while your = possesive you
they're = they are, and their = again, possesive
I'm sure there's alot more, but those are the most common. I'd volunteer to be a moderator just so I could add apostrophe's and such as needed to satisfy my own need to read proper grammar...but that's just me. :D
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10/19/2005 4:11 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI wonder if all men's genitals are connected by some ethereal force in another dimension.


That's kinda gay. Like a cosmic sword fight.
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10/19/2005 5:38 am
Heh, my genitals are gonna be connected to somethin' this weekend!
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10/19/2005 5:57 am
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonHeh, my genitals are gonna be connected to somethin' this weekend!

mine too... it's called my fist...

but anyways!

first thing in mind...

ahh, you guys don't want to hear about how much I miss my ex... and how much I hate calling her my ex
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10/19/2005 6:13 am
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonHeh, my genitals are gonna be connected to somethin' this weekend!


One has to wonder why nobody has a glue fetish. Seriously, with how many people get off by stuff like blowing up balloons or stomping on small animals one would think 'bonding' would be a big hit.
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10/19/2005 6:38 am
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsmine too... it's called my fist...

but anyways!

first thing in mind...

ahh, you guys don't want to hear about how much I miss my ex... and how much I hate calling her my ex

Ha, you have an ex, but I have a recent arrival, who is WAY awesome!
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10/19/2005 12:09 pm
a lot is never alot!
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10/19/2005 1:46 pm
Originally Posted by: R. ShackleferdI'd volunteer to be a moderator just so I could add apostrophe's and such as needed to satisfy my own need to read proper grammar...but that's just me. :D



That is actually the original reason I signed up as a mod... And the more 100 sentence paragraphs I read by 13 year old h4x0rz, the more I feel like returning to supermod duty to clean things up. Unfortunately, time does not permit that, so I guess I can at least use this to learn patience...
... and that's all I have to say about that.

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