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10/22/2005 8:58 am
Ten Years Gone

Oh wait, music, NO! AHHHHHHH! SH|T SH|T!

Here's the problem. . . *raises eyebrow*

I have a girlfriend, actually, I have 4 of them. . . my problem is picking one over the other. . . the cool part being they all are sisters. They're all underage too (so am I, bite me). And psychotic, but woman isn't? Or girl I should say.

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10/22/2005 9:22 am
Originally Posted by: CW14*spontaneously orgasms*


thats what happens ... Yall know about that southern inbreedin well mah first cousin Billy Bob (he's a fork yah know) and cousin Billy Joe Ann ( shes a coleslaw spork ) went and sat in the back of his El Camino (that he had fancied up and put that thar astro turf bedliner in yah know) down at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store parkin lot ...well push came to shove and they wound up havin one a dem dere spontaneous whatchamacallits...now they have a baby with teeth that look just like that thar fork of yers!
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10/23/2005 2:22 am
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrs

Tonight at 11 only on Pay-Per-View!!!!!!

Match of the CENTURY!!!!!!


but i have to be in bed by 10 or the badgers get me!!!!
*shudder*
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10/23/2005 5:14 pm
Originally Posted by: killerqueenbut i have to be in bed by 10 or the badgers get me!!!!
*shudder*


that used to happen to me too, but then i started wearing Badger-off cologne!

heres how you make it:
take a cup of ammonia,
add another cup of bleach!

poar together and stir.

sniff any fumes that come up ;)

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disclaimer: cologne may cause feelings of faintness, shortness of breath, or you just might Die. but it does get rid of those pesky badgers. ask your docter for permission before using badger-off cologne.
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10/23/2005 6:21 pm
Originally Posted by: rockonn91that used to happen to me too, but then i started wearing Badger-off cologne!

heres how you make it:
take a cup of ammonia,
add another cup of bleach!

poar together and stir.

sniff any fumes that come up ;)

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disclaimer: cologne may cause feelings of faintness, shortness of breath, or you just might Die. but it does get rid of those pesky badgers. ask your docter for permission before using badger-off cologne.

Hey, I just tried that andnenroufgn ajger iergih byhrfhbsfvyhvikysupDBRvbySBovgubSYBIbgvbrsgoiyvbrgybvr
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10/24/2005 5:32 am
Originally Posted by: rockonn91that used to happen to me too, but then i started wearing Badger-off cologne!

heres how you make it:
take a cup of ammonia,
add another cup of bleach!

poar together and stir.

sniff any fumes that come up ;)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
disclaimer: cologne may cause feelings of faintness, shortness of breath, or you just might Die. but it does get rid of those pesky badgers. ask your docter for permission before using badger-off cologne.

is it normal for everything around me start turning colors? and everything is floating... and all my favorite cartoon characters come out to play. and then when I snap out of it, all the food in my house is gone... is that normal?
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10/26/2005 12:29 am
badgers..... tapdancing badgers.... top hat wearing tapdancing badgers...

mmmmeeehhhh....
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10/26/2005 1:06 am
oh my, this is serious and calls for a super-dose of cologne.

and if this doesnt work, i'd advise making/ordering a hydrogen bomb and nuking your place. but thats last resort, of course.
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10/26/2005 3:20 am
Originally Posted by: killerqueenbadgers..... tapdancing badgers.... top hat wearing tapdancing badgers...

mmmmeeehhhh....



Badgers! Badgers! Badgers!
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10/26/2005 5:08 am
Originally Posted by: Leedogg
Badgers! Badgers! Badgers!

ok, I've listened to it like 10 times through... it's still going... I guess it doesn't stop...

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom...

snake! snake! ooh it's a snake! it's a
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
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10/26/2005 6:38 am
Don't look at that thing wasted you might not come back.
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10/26/2005 4:31 pm
:eek: well this isnt a badger yet just as scary as one I bet! :eek:

http://www.gadgetryblog.com/gadgetryblog/2005/07/worlds_ugliest_.html
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10/26/2005 4:51 pm
That thing is Gross!!
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10/26/2005 7:09 pm
Originally Posted by: Gretschky:eek: well this isnt a badger yet just as scary as one I bet! :eek:

http://www.gadgetryblog.com/gadgetryblog/2005/07/worlds_ugliest_.html

That last one just did it for me. Its like a freakin zombie dog. :eek:
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10/26/2005 8:21 pm
Originally Posted by: Gretschky:eek: well this isnt a badger yet just as scary as one I bet! :eek:

http://www.gadgetryblog.com/gadgetryblog/2005/07/worlds_ugliest_.html

he's not that ugly...... ok... maybe he is
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10/26/2005 9:24 pm
That dog looks like something out of Resident Evil.
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10/27/2005 12:26 am
it should have been rid of the world VERYYY long ago......
JK :cool:

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10/27/2005 12:35 am
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrshe's not that ugly...... ok... maybe he is


he's not ugly, he's "distinctive" :)
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10/27/2005 2:14 am
Am I the only one that thinks it would be funny to show the dog to various babies and little kids that frighten easily?
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10/27/2005 2:25 am
thats no dog, thats a gremlin, can no one remember Spike
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