a blonde and a brunet go bungee jumping off the empire state building who gets to the bottom first??
answer: the brunet. the blonde had stop half way 4 directions :D
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this post is all about jokes and rep if someone posts a funny joke/riddel/ect. u give 'em rep :D
a blonde and a brunet go bungee jumping off the empire state building who gets to the bottom first??
answer: the brunet. the blonde had stop half way 4 directions :D
a blonde and a brunet go bungee jumping off the empire state building who gets to the bottom first??
answer: the brunet. the blonde had stop half way 4 directions :D
# 1
Why don't the Chinese have phone books?
Because they have so many Wings and Wongs, they might wing the wong numba!
Because they have so many Wings and Wongs, they might wing the wong numba!
# 2
how do the chinese name thier kids?
they throw a tin can down the stairs **ping pang pong dong**
they throw a tin can down the stairs **ping pang pong dong**
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# 3
You guys might want to be careful with the racially tinged stuff. Someone might be offended. Just keep that in mind.
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# 4
Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted.
"Gypsy flies from coast to coast, knowing many loving none." -Allmans
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Originally Posted by: WeslabaTwo peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted.
OMG, that has always been one of my favorite jokes ... ever! Okay how about this: A grasshopper hops into a bar and onto the stool. The bartender looks at him and says 'Hey, we have a drink here named after you." The grasshopper looks back at the bartender and asks 'You have a drink named Steve?"
Yeah, I know. Lame. It makes me laugh though. :D
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# 6
Originally Posted by: hunter60OMG, that has always been one of my favorite jokes ... ever! Okay how about this: A grasshopper hops into a bar and onto the stool. The bartender looks at him and says 'Hey, we have a drink here named after you." The grasshopper looks back at the bartender and asks 'You have a drink named Steve?"
Yeah, I know. Lame. It makes me laugh though. :D
He he... Me too... I think I lost a rib.... :D
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With full credit to the original poster, da_ardvark:
What has nine arms, and sucks?
>Def Leppard<
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# 7
Originally Posted by: WeslabaTwo peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted.
friggin hilarious dude :D
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# 8
Why thank you guys, it is a quite funny joke. WHERE'S MY REP!!! :D
Anyways, that Def Leppard joke is awesome. I caught it the first time around, so the effect has worn off, but that is just an awesome joke.
Anyways, that Def Leppard joke is awesome. I caught it the first time around, so the effect has worn off, but that is just an awesome joke.
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# 9
i tried givin' u rep but.... "you must spread some rep around before giving it to weslaba again" sorry dude :(
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# 10
here is a funny joke
why did the frog cross the road?
answer:because some mean kids super glued it to the chicken
why did the frog cross the road?
answer:because some mean kids super glued it to the chicken
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# 11
Originally Posted by: longliverock83i tried givin' u rep but.... "you must spread some rep around before giving it to weslaba again" sorry dude :(
START SPREADING! :eek:
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# 12
i spread some rep then gave u some :D
how about some rep for little old me :p
how about some rep for little old me :p
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# 13
What do you call a castorated bedouin?
>A wandering nonads<
>A wandering nonads<
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
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Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
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# 14
[FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]another joke.... why didnt the chicken cross the road? answer: he saw what happend to the last chicken who tried[/FONT] :D
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# 16
A Blonde was bragging that she knew all of the State Capitols in the US.
A Bystander challenged her and said "what is the Capitol of Washington"????
The Blonde replied "Oh that's easy, it's W".................................
A Bystander challenged her and said "what is the Capitol of Washington"????
The Blonde replied "Oh that's easy, it's W".................................
# 17
What does Boat stand for?????????????????????????
Bust Out Another Thousand..............................
Bust Out Another Thousand..............................
# 18
A man hired a blonde to paint his back porch. After completing the job she told the man "By the way, that isn't a Porsche you have ..... It's a BMW.
# 19
Not too sure I get that one. I'm slow with jokes at times, but help me out a little. :rolleyes:
*Edit*
Alright, after nother glance I feel really dumb, but I shall direct your attention to the stupidity of this joke.
*Edit*
Alright, after nother glance I feel really dumb, but I shall direct your attention to the stupidity of this joke.
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