that one made me laugh,and i think its rep worthy :rolleyes:
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comedy post!
A Blonde walks into a department store, and asks the clerk "excuse me but may i have a stick of your anal deodorant?'' the clerk looks at her with cofusion and says "we dont sell that here." the blonde replies "yes you do i even have an old contaner to prove it!" the clerk says "let me see that!" the contanor said **for best results push up bottom**
that one made me laugh,and i think its rep worthy :rolleyes:
that one made me laugh,and i think its rep worthy :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by: dvenetianWhat does Boat stand for?????????????????????????
Bust Out Another Thousand..............................
what does FORD stand for??
Fix Or Repair Daily :)
Found On Road Dead :)
I like Chevy and Dodge Better :p
Rock & Roll will never die.
# 2
Originally Posted by: longliverock83what does FORD stand for??
Fix Or Repair Daily :)
Found On Road Dead :)
I like Chevy and Dodge Better :p
I'd rather be stroked than rammed any day.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
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Why do men and women now have separate restrooms??????????????
The Blondes kept stealing the mints.....................
The Blondes kept stealing the mints.....................
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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet
World hide and seek cham.
World hide and seek cham.
The Mind Is A Terrible Think To Waste.
# 6
[FONT=Garamond][FONT=Comic Sans MS]what do you call a donkey surrounded by onions???????????
a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye :p [/FONT][/FONT]
a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye :p [/FONT][/FONT]
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# 7
Man! Thats the one I was trying to remember. Too bad you stole it from Dukes Of Hazzard. :rolleyes:
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OK, I'll give credit to Steven Wright, my favorite comedian, for this one:
I just bought some powdered water and don't know what to add.
This is an old one, but I like it:
Three horses walk into a bar and the bartender says, "hey guys, why the long faces?"
kk, one more. You have to have a really twisted sense of humor, like mine, to find this one funny:
Three men walked into a bar, but the fourth one ducked.
Peace, all,
Tom
I just bought some powdered water and don't know what to add.
This is an old one, but I like it:
Three horses walk into a bar and the bartender says, "hey guys, why the long faces?"
kk, one more. You have to have a really twisted sense of humor, like mine, to find this one funny:
Three men walked into a bar, but the fourth one ducked.
Peace, all,
Tom
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There are three types of people in this World;
Those who can count and those who can't................................
Those who can count and those who can't................................
# 11
Did you hear about the 2 antenna's that got married?
the wedding sucked! but the reception was awesome. :D
the wedding sucked! but the reception was awesome. :D
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# 12
:D Touche
*Edit*
Smileys must count as like 4 characters huh? :confused:
*Edit*
Smileys must count as like 4 characters huh? :confused:
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There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
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# 14
What makes a joke stink?
If it's Cheesey, From under Cheese! :eek:
If it's Cheesey, From under Cheese! :eek:
The Mind Is A Terrible Think To Waste.
# 15
ok ok...and now for the best joke ever.
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
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Is that honestly the best you've got!!! Whatta noob! :eek: :D
Is that honestly the best you've got!!! Whatta noob! :eek: :D
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new joke!!
Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders wife??
Neither has he :D
no disrespect to stevie wonder he can still play the piano. :cool:
Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders wife??
Neither has he :D
no disrespect to stevie wonder he can still play the piano. :cool:
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Originally Posted by: longliverock83
no disrespect to stevie wonder he can still play the piano. :cool:
Not to mention the drums or anything else that he's put more than 5 minutes of practice into. :rolleyes:
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A termite walks into a bar and say's "Is the Bar Tender Here?" :D
The Mind Is A Terrible Think To Waste.
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