comedy post!

Originally Posted by: DAMAGED ONEA termite walks into a bar and say's "Is the Bar Tender Here?" :D

Oh man, that's bad. I love it! :D

In Mexico we mock over people from Galicia, Spain (it's like our blondes) so... here it is:

When you know that someone from Galicia has used the computer?


When the screen has papermate all over it.

A woman didn't come home one night. When confronted by her husband, she claimed that she spent the night at a friends.
Curious, the husband called ten of her close friends and none of them knew what he was talking about.........................

A man in the same situation is confronted by his wife. She also decides to check his story out and called ten of his friends..................
8 claimed "yes, he slept here last night" and 2 claimed "Yes, He is still here"............

bill walks into a reastraunt and sits by the bar by a blonde. there is a guy on tv about to jump off a 500 ft. cliff.bill says ill bet u 20 bucks he'll jump, and the blonde says your on. the guy jumps, and the blonde gives him the money. bill says i cant take this money, i say him jump on thte news already. the blonde says so did i, but i didnt think heed do it again.bill took the money,

Good stuff that is.

what do u get when u cross a pig with a ninja ???




a pork chop

O rly? :P

A man tells his son "hey if you keep masturbating you'll go blind." Son says, "hey dad I'm over here!"

Sadly...I've laughed at quite a few of these lame jokes :D