Originally Posted by: hunter60OMG, that has always been one of my favorite jokes ... ever! Okay how about this: A grasshopper hops into a bar and onto the stool. The bartender looks at him and says 'Hey, we have a drink here named after you." The grasshopper looks back at the bartender and asks 'You have a drink named Steve?"

Yeah, I know. Lame. It makes me laugh though. :D

He he... Me too... I think I lost a rib.... :D

**EDIT**

With full credit to the original poster, da_ardvark:

What has nine arms, and sucks?

>Def Leppard<
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