Originally Posted by: WeslabaTwo peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted.

OMG, that has always been one of my favorite jokes ... ever! Okay how about this: A grasshopper hops into a bar and onto the stool. The bartender looks at him and says 'Hey, we have a drink here named after you." The grasshopper looks back at the bartender and asks 'You have a drink named Steve?"

Yeah, I know. Lame. It makes me laugh though. :D