Have a Rant!

My 100 word rant is on the staff of McDonalds. When I go in and ask for "A large big mac meal with coke to take away"... the majority of them then reply with...

"Is that medium or large.."

"What drink would you like with it.."

"Are you sitting in or taking away..."

AGHGHGHGHGHG :mad:

My 23 word rant is on people who can't count.

...you get what you pay for. If I was working for $7 an hour at a crappy fast-food joint, I'd probably be sleeping on the job or undercooking the food and giving ppl samonilla...

At last there is a thread were I can broadcast my eternal hatred of sporks (spoon forks), what kind of god would thrust these freaks of the cutlery world unto the poor unsuspecting peoples of earth. I will admit that in theory they may seem like a good idea but when put into practice they are just plain useless. If you have a bowl of soup, the concaved part of the spork is not only too shallow to hold a decent amount of soup but the forked section allows most of it to escape, also if your desired culinary venture requires the services of the forked section of your spork, you will soon realise that the length of the prongs are insufficient in picking up a satisfactory amount of food.

In fact, With the lack of food being consumed due to this inferior piece of cutlery, it may be worthwhile distributing them to the overweight in a bid to decrease the impact of todays so-called obesity epidemic.

My rant are on people who are racist ... and the dutch.

I gotta rant about shredded lettuce, like what Subway uses. I HATE shredded lettuce, it alway's falls off of sandwiches and lands in my lap...

Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanMy 23 word rant is on people who can't count.

You are the wind beneath my wings.

Stupid deceiving banner ads that nobody clicks on and pop ups!They dont make any buisness...stop using them!

and highschool!I did one day of highschool and it was one of the WORST experiences of my life...The school system in America is sickening and deserves every bomb,shooting,sniping and act of hate that gets thrown at it!

I'll stop before I get started :mad:

Originally Posted by: chucklivesoninmyheartThe school system in America is sickening and deserves every bomb,shooting,sniping and act of hate that gets thrown at it!

Thats just not right....

My rant would be on rude people. i mean, how hard is it to hold the door for the person behind u, n how hard is it to actually meet a pleasent person? i mean, u go in to a shop, n u don't even get a hello, or a smile from them. jus the expression of a mindless teen, depressed out of there skull, looking for the minute when they can leave to smoke out side. i would also like to rant about smokers, but i'll do that some other time

Originally Posted by: Homebrew1709Thats just not right....

Why?I didn't say PEOPLE deserve the results of such acts...the school SYSTEM does.I'm not saying we need more colombines or anything,geez!

Yea manners is good one.

i remember doing that thing where I was going through a shop door.. and a guy was leaving. We walked toward each other, he stepped right as I stepped left.. so we were still infront of one another.. then we both stepped the opposite ways and obstructed one another again :p

I said "sorry pal" and smiled... he stared at me like I was some retard so I just looked at him like the scumbag that he was and told him to "F&ck off you miserable old B%stard"

Im a polite person but that particular incident infuriated me!

How about when people don't know how to properly use "there", "their" and "they're". It's such a simple concept, yet so many people can't seem to get it...

Oh yea, and reality tv! some are decent, but has anyone seen this new one called "who's your daddy" on fox i believe? A woman who was "adopted when she was 6 months old" has to find her "real father" out of a group of older men who all claim to be her dad. What a load of bs!

no offence to anyone!

Rice burners...you know the ones. Nothing against the cars themselfs, but the people and the things they do to them. I laugh my ass off everytime one of them pulls up next to me, in my '98 mazda 4x4 4.0L V6 with 4" lift and 33x12.50 tires, and trys to race me. I guess they think they're going to get an ego boost/proove something by beating a truck that is twice their size, twice their weight, and "should" be twice as slow...he he he :cool: I alway's end up watching their fustrated faces in my rear view mirrors, but I can still hear there damn "angry bumble bee in a coffe can" tail pipes...lol I mean, if they took the money they spent for the car and all the parts they add, they could buy a nice car with a real engine in it that's meant to be driven fast. Don't get me wrong, I don't dislike all like that, because some actually do it for a good reason...cone racing. Some of these cars, when done right, do very good on cone tracks. I have a friend who has a Dodge Viper (bastard) and though he does exceptionaly well on those tracks, that car was not made for that type of racing. Therfore he has been beat a couple of time by a "rice burner."

I guess all I'm ranting about are posers and people who do stuff just to look cool (in their eyes).

Oi!! I always put 'there' as 'there' on the net just for quickness.

I real life though thats my pet hate too. Esp. on signs in shops n stuff, when they get your and you're wrong!!

A friend of mine had a jetta and I loved it. Not even close to the rice burner class. But, I have seen some people do the usual rice burner downgrades to a jetta, and it would make you want to cry to see that done to such a nice car.

Oh man, I just got a haircut, and the girl that gave me it (a professional hair-stylist) was really really touchy. I had my hands right on the arm-rests, and she had to reach up to get a section of my hair and she "lands" right on my hands. She didn't even move from that position for like 20 seconds. There's more, but woah, i found my hairstylist.

~Incidents

mmm cars,

now thats a topic im expert in!

i hate bloody boy racers in modded novas, saxos,bmws,etc

i own what is basically a road going race car and know how to drive it, but for everyday use i drive my sisters morris minor(tortoise like uk 1960's saloon)....
which i may have put a pretty powerful (gti beating) engine in.... :D

if i had a pound for every max power wannabe ive suprised as they attempt to keep up with me in my sisters sad old classic car, then i could buy everyone here a pint... and a packet of pork scratchings!

Silent letters are a bitch, stupid english language. Thats why I like spanish, you can actually sound words out.

This is going to sound really umm... how do you say it... bitchy, but freaking guitar tricks had to go red on me. Its throwing me off so bad, i miss the good old green format. Change is the devil.

Originally Posted by: pricklepussi hate bloody boy racers in modded novas, saxos,bmws,etc

haha yea! In scotland we call the people who drive those cars, and wear kappa tracksuits and burberry caps, neds!!

The weird thing is right, 2 years ago, I started using the phrase "chav" meaning mate or pal. But said in a slang manner. And at the time I said I bet I can get everyone saying it again because it was an old phrase!

2 years later and everyone is saying it! Theres even a book out called "the rough guide to being a chav!" or something!

Im not saying I got everyone saying it again but... ok I am saying i did :)