At last there is a thread were I can broadcast my eternal hatred of sporks (spoon forks), what kind of god would thrust these freaks of the cutlery world unto the poor unsuspecting peoples of earth. I will admit that in theory they may seem like a good idea but when put into practice they are just plain useless. If you have a bowl of soup, the concaved part of the spork is not only too shallow to hold a decent amount of soup but the forked section allows most of it to escape, also if your desired culinary venture requires the services of the forked section of your spork, you will soon realise that the length of the prongs are insufficient in picking up a satisfactory amount of food.

In fact, With the lack of food being consumed due to this inferior piece of cutlery, it may be worthwhile distributing them to the overweight in a bid to decrease the impact of todays so-called obesity epidemic.