Stupidest Thing Youve Done?

My pal turned to me in a nightclub and said "wow man feel that neon light, its freezing!!"

Surprised at the revelation an intense light could be cold... I touched it and scarred my finger for life :rolleyes:

A summersault at the top of the stairs when I was 3...

I jumped of the roof of my friends house into his pool and broke my big toe

good times
:D

Lost a game of "Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence".

got into a fight with a refridgerator......not realy, but I did hit so hard I broke 3 bones in my right hand.

I have a few....

1.) When I was in high school, I called my girlfriend and her Mom answered. I then asked if Heather was there, but my girlfriend at the time was Jennifer. Ooops, busted.....

2.) Got drunk off of Tequila, jumped off the back of a truck without looking to see if there was any traffic (luckily there wasn't) and started running. Didn't run far before I busted my ass, leaving a nice case of road rash all up and down one side of my body (I only had on a pair of shorts). Have scars from that one...

3.) I used to do lawn care in my high school days. After an hour of me riding around on the mower "cutting" the grass, another employee stopped me to ask if I was going to turn the blades on. An hour of just riding around in circles without actually cutting the grass.

Originally Posted by: JFRICK
3.) I used to do lawn care in my high school days. After an hour of me riding around on the mower "cutting" the grass, another employee stopped me to ask if I was going to turn the blades on. An hour of just riding around in circles without actually cutting the grass.

I've done that before. Cut about a whole acre's worth, just to realize I had to go back and actually cut the whole thing again.

i once got fantastically drunk and woke up in a peddelo in the middle of a lake...

Wtf is a peddelo?

you know, those little boats you hire and peddle around... i cant spell!! :D

I've never done anything stupid in my life... :D


...except for the time when I was in this mad dark room and ran into this chick, my glasses lense popped out and slammed into my eye, gave me 2 scars..


...Oh ya, in kindergarten I bit this girl on the arm because she wouldn't let me into this little playhouse...


...I also decided to try swinging on this overhead bar, but I could only reach it with my fingertips, so I jumped up and flipped right onto my back...


...I crashed into a flagstone wall (35 stitches)...


... Picked up my sisters curling iron...


... Put a D string in the G string spot and tried to tune it to a G...


Ya, so NO stupid things.

one time i put butter instead of jam on my bread :eek:

Originally Posted by: PonyOne-some fat guy on the subway in Boston knocked an old lady over and called her a stupid (bad word), so I called him an (bad word), and he shoved me and called me a (bad word) while coming at me again, so I punched him in the face, gave him a roundhouse and dropped him... turned out he was blind :cool: <---- that jerk before I punched him; :eek: <---- that jerk after I punched him[/QUOTE]
^ That's cool as hell. ^

Originally Posted by: PonyOne-used my Italian class as nap time all of 9th grade (i have found so many situations involving good looking native Italianas that I could have wowed them with my Italiano but instead I'm only a brutto, cosi-cosi Americano bastardo... or something like that)

I took 2 years of Italian in college. I was quite good at it, but it's been 2 years since I've had a reason to use it and I've already forgotten so much.

Hai una bellissima faccia.
Ti voglio bene.
Ti piace tornare a casa con io?

Try some of those lines on the next Italian hottie you run into.

[QUOTE=PonyOne]
-moved to CA

CA a bad place to be? I was thinking of moving in with my buddy from college who now lives in San Bernadino...

Originally Posted by: Leedogg...Hai una bellissima faccia.
Ti voglio bene.
Ti piace tornare a casa con io?

Try some of those lines on the next Italian hottie you run into.
...

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!! :EEK:
You'll probably end up getting smacked in the face, coz it's something dirty!!!
Do you trust Leedog to give you some genuine Italian lingo?
I don't trust anyone with foreign language stuff to say to a chick.
And I'm speaking from experience.
Imaginr the changing expressions on her face:
Ponyone speaks, and she's wearing her listening face.
Then she "hears" what he just said, and is now wearing her questioning face.
Then she understans what you just said, and is wearing her WTF face.
The she looks at you to see if you're serious, and as she does that she's wearing her questioning face.
The she sees you grinning back at her, and realises you're actually serious, and now wears her $$%^&*((*&^%$%^&*()_(*&^%$#%^&*()_)(*&^ face.
Then
*SMACKDOWN*!!!!
Don't try it, at least until you look it up, or go to your city's "little sicily", go to a cafe, write those words on a napkin, leave them conspicously on the table, act like you're busy reading the paper, an then watch the people who come to that table react when they rea them.
Before you do that, don't do it. :D

Originally Posted by: kingdavidDO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!! :EEK:
You'll probably end up getting smacked in the face, coz it's something dirty!!!
Do you trust Leedog to give you some genuine Italian lingo?
I don't trust anyone with foreign language stuff to say to a chick.
And I'm speaking from experience.
Imaginr the changing expressions on her face:
Ponyone speaks, and she's wearing her listening face.
Then she "hears" what he just said, and is now wearing her questioning face.
Then she understans what you just said, and is wearing her WTF face.
The she looks at you to see if you're serious, and as she does that she's wearing her questioning face.
The she sees you grinning back at her, and realises you're actually serious, and now wears her $$%^&*((*&^%$%^&*()_(*&^%$#%^&*()_)(*&^ face.
Then
*SMACKDOWN*!!!!
Don't try it, at least until you look it up, or go to your city's "little sicily", go to a cafe, write those words on a napkin, leave them conspicously on the table, act like you're busy reading the paper, an then watch the people who come to that table react when they rea them.
Before you do that, don't do it. :D

Hmmm... yeah, either that, or you could go to http://babelfish.altavista.com. I guess either way would work, though.

Originally Posted by: 1791I jumped of the roof of my friends house into his pool and broke my big toe

good times
:D[/QUOTE]


Dude... I think its appropriate to bring this up in this thread...

your current sig is:

[quote="1791"]when you where young and your heart was lomber you use to say live and let live
( you know you did, you know you did, you know you
did)
but if this ever changing world we live in makes you give in and cry

say live and let die
live and let die

If this is the Wings/GNR song, you may consider changing your sig to read (feel free to cut & paste):

when you were young and your heart was an open book you used to say live and let live
(you know you did, you know you did, you know you
did)
but if this ever changing world in which we live in makes you give in and cry

say live and let die
live and let die

If it's a quote from another song, or your own song, then never mind.

Although, I would think that the person the song's about might need to consult a doctor.

Ohh, started smoking cigarette's 10 years ago. Wish I had never started......

Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanDude... I think its appropriate to bring this up in this thread...

your current sig is:



If this is the Wings/GNR song, you may consider changing your sig to read (feel free to cut & paste):

when you were young and your heart was an open book you used to say live and let live
(you know you did, you know you did, you know you
did)
but if this ever changing world in which we live in makes you give in and cry

say live and let die
live and let die

If it's a quote from another song, or your own song, then never mind.

Although, I would think that the person the song's about might need to consult a doctor.

this isn't the stupidest thing ive done but pretty stupid.
dont no why i putt that dont no what i was thinking or even what i was doing
most the time i dont remember past 5 hours ago.
but thanks for bringing that to my attention
:o :D

Originally Posted by: SpeckledJimone time i put butter instead of jam on my bread :eek:

woah man.... that's awful.

did you need counseling afterwards?
brave brave man....

In high school me and a friend went into the home ec classroom via the "open door" and "borrowed" 5 kilos of raw jelatine, upon leaving the building and realising we had no use for 5 kilos of jelatine we decided it would be best put to use in a jelatine fight on the schools basketball court. Being the middle of winter we had a fair bit of rain overnight followed by a very cold moring. We came back to school the next day and saw huge mounds of jelly wobbling around the place and a nice even layer spread accross most of the court, I lost count of how many people slipped on their buts that day.

Fun times, if only I had of done some work too.