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kingdavid
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kingdavid
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12/06/2004 8:40 am
Originally Posted by: Leedogg...Hai una bellissima faccia.
Ti voglio bene.
Ti piace tornare a casa con io?


Try some of those lines on the next Italian hottie you run into.
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DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!! :EEK:
You'll probably end up getting smacked in the face, coz it's something dirty!!!
Do you trust Leedog to give you some genuine Italian lingo?
I don't trust anyone with foreign language stuff to say to a chick.
And I'm speaking from experience.
Imaginr the changing expressions on her face:
Ponyone speaks, and she's wearing her listening face.
Then she "hears" what he just said, and is now wearing her questioning face.
Then she understans what you just said, and is wearing her WTF face.
The she looks at you to see if you're serious, and as she does that she's wearing her questioning face.
The she sees you grinning back at her, and realises you're actually serious, and now wears her $$%^&*((*&^%$%^&*()_(*&^%$#%^&*()_)(*&^ face.
Then
*SMACKDOWN*!!!!
Don't try it, at least until you look it up, or go to your city's "little sicily", go to a cafe, write those words on a napkin, leave them conspicously on the table, act like you're busy reading the paper, an then watch the people who come to that table react when they rea them.
Before you do that, don't do it. :D