I have a few....

1.) When I was in high school, I called my girlfriend and her Mom answered. I then asked if Heather was there, but my girlfriend at the time was Jennifer. Ooops, busted.....

2.) Got drunk off of Tequila, jumped off the back of a truck without looking to see if there was any traffic (luckily there wasn't) and started running. Didn't run far before I busted my ass, leaving a nice case of road rash all up and down one side of my body (I only had on a pair of shorts). Have scars from that one...

3.) I used to do lawn care in my high school days. After an hour of me riding around on the mower "cutting" the grass, another employee stopped me to ask if I was going to turn the blades on. An hour of just riding around in circles without actually cutting the grass.