Originally Posted by: PonyOne-some fat guy on the subway in Boston knocked an old lady over and called her a stupid (bad word), so I called him an (bad word), and he shoved me and called me a (bad word) while coming at me again, so I punched him in the face, gave him a roundhouse and dropped him... turned out he was blind :cool: <---- that jerk before I punched him; :eek: <---- that jerk after I punched him[/QUOTE]
^ That's cool as hell. ^

Originally Posted by: PonyOne-used my Italian class as nap time all of 9th grade (i have found so many situations involving good looking native Italianas that I could have wowed them with my Italiano but instead I'm only a brutto, cosi-cosi Americano bastardo... or something like that)

I took 2 years of Italian in college. I was quite good at it, but it's been 2 years since I've had a reason to use it and I've already forgotten so much.

Hai una bellissima faccia.
Ti voglio bene.
Ti piace tornare a casa con io?

Try some of those lines on the next Italian hottie you run into.

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-moved to CA

CA a bad place to be? I was thinking of moving in with my buddy from college who now lives in San Bernadino...