I just can't wait any longer......
GT, will you be my valentine? I have no one else to love me on this fine non-holiday.
Valentine's Day
# 1
I can't, Krisy'll get mad.
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
# 2
bah this sucks...everyone is attached this time of the year...either that or have gone overseas..i guess ill be cuddling up to my cold beer tonight...happy valentines day everyone...
flowa powa!
rawr!!
flowa powa!
rawr!!
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# 3
Originally Posted by: jeffhx
flowa powa!
rawr!!
10000 points for making me laugh with almost every post you make. (Even though this doesn't top your insane duck impression.)
Valentines Day is actually one of the only times of the year im glad to be single (Besides the fact that everyone else is getting some). All the corporate bulls**t they call valentines day.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
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# 5
Originally Posted by: acapellaI can't, Krisy'll get mad.
"Krisy" spells her name wrong. And acapella, blow-up dolls don't have emotions like anger.
# 6
I must say I'm glad a good portion of our nation is snowed in today, That way a lot of loved ones can't see each other. I'm especially happy about the teenage girls that will be crying because they can't see their boyfriend because of one of the following:
a. He doesn't exist.
b. His mommy won't drive him over to come visit.
I woke up with a present in my pocket this morning... that sounds so bad, but I don't know how else to put it... so I'll be spending my day with that present.
Happy Valentines Day! Try not to get too upset at corporate America, those feelings are useless and cliche. :)
a. He doesn't exist.
b. His mommy won't drive him over to come visit.
I woke up with a present in my pocket this morning... that sounds so bad, but I don't know how else to put it... so I'll be spending my day with that present.
Happy Valentines Day! Try not to get too upset at corporate America, those feelings are useless and cliche. :)
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Originally Posted by: acapellaI can't, Krisy'll get mad.
I can't believe you spelled your girlfriend's name wrong. Wait'll I PM her.
And Jolly, I tried to rep you. I tried nine times.
# 8
*gives the finger to y'boths*
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
# 9
If you need Hallmark to remind you to care about those you profess to care about, you need to re-evaluate your feelings. Quite frankly, I find the entire notion of Valentines Day to be a total fraud and just more fleecing of the general public.
"If you don't buy me a card, chocolates and take me to a fancy restaurant, you must not love me." Seriously?
So when does the truck come to take us away to have our wool sheered? Baaa...baaaa...they manipulate us like we're stinkin' sheep.
Man, I loathe this so-called holiday.
Thanks. Have a nice day.
"If you don't buy me a card, chocolates and take me to a fancy restaurant, you must not love me." Seriously?
So when does the truck come to take us away to have our wool sheered? Baaa...baaaa...they manipulate us like we're stinkin' sheep.
Man, I loathe this so-called holiday.
Thanks. Have a nice day.
[FONT=Tahoma]"All I can do is be me ... whoever that is". Bob Dylan [/FONT]
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Oh...I forgot...Happy Valentines day
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
# 11
It's not so bad. I'm indifferent to it all and if anything should make meeting a desperate babe at a bar much easier tonight! :D
Single girls are the one's to cry about it.
Single girls are the one's to cry about it.
Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
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# 12
I couldn't agree with you more Hunter. It's just another corporate Holiday.
I'll be back in a few got to go get the wife some roses. :D
I'll be back in a few got to go get the wife some roses. :D
# 13
Originally Posted by: Bar Chord NickI couldn't agree with you more Hunter. It's just another corporate Holiday.
I'll be back in a few got to go get the wife some roses. :D
Yes, well, there's a lot to be said for maintaining familial harmony.
[FONT=Tahoma]"All I can do is be me ... whoever that is". Bob Dylan [/FONT]
# 14
I don't think there's wrong with having a day to appreciate your significant other. Even if it is going to the wicked capitalist system. Plus, chocolate is good. ;)
# 15
In over 7 years, I've gotten my (now) wife flowers only once, and that was cuz she had the flu. I did give her a 4 leaf clover one time, which I thought had more sentiment, in that it took me well over 1/2 an hour looking in my yard to find one. So she doesn't really "expect" anything for Valentine's day, nor do I. That being said, I still bought her a soft robe she had her eye on and had it hanging on the shower when she woke up this morning. She appreciated it.
Capitalism sure beats feudalism though. I can't complain.
Capitalism sure beats feudalism though. I can't complain.
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Einstein[/FONT]
# 16
To each his own. It's a lot easier to appreciate love when you're in love, I suppose. When you've been away from it as long as I've been, it has that same feeling as trying to toss a dime into a dinner plate at a county fair. Yeah, you might get it once in a great while but for the most part, it's just a scam. Somewhere at some time, someone sprayed the dinner plate of love with cooking oil.
And yet we still reach into our pockets for another dime....how strange.
And yet we still reach into our pockets for another dime....how strange.
[FONT=Tahoma]"All I can do is be me ... whoever that is". Bob Dylan [/FONT]
# 17
Originally Posted by: hunter60To each his own. It's a lot easier to appreciate love when you're in love, I suppose. When you've been away from it as long as I've been, it has that same feeling as trying to toss a dime into a dinner plate at a county fair. Yeah, you might get it once in a great while but for the most part, it's just a scam. Somewhere at some time, someone sprayed the dinner plate of love with cooking oil.
And yet we still reach into our pockets for another dime....how strange.
I used to think like that until this past Christmas. I was talking with my cousin on Christmas morning, and somehow the topic of Valentine's day came up. She said that she's never really had a good Valentine's day because every guy she's been with has shared your sentiment. They'd say "uh, it's a made-up holiday so it doesn't matter," and they'd spend the evening watching TV. It was right about then that I realized that a lot of guys are cynical buttholes. (And just to be clear, I'm not insulting you. :))
So even though Valentine's day in no way affects a single fella like me, I don't mind it. Anything that promotes love rather than fighting is fine by me.
/goddamn hippy
# 18
I don't think there is a holiday that you couldn't call a "corporate holiday" anymore. I, too, always thought Valentine's Day was stupid, but I've changed my mind on that and a lot of other things in the last three months (as of Friday :) ). Now I figure that any day that gives you a reason to do something extra special for someone you care about is okay by me. Obviously you should do special things for someone you care about all the time, but there's nothing wrong with having a day to do something extra.
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
# 19
Originally Posted by: acapellaI don't think there is a holiday that you couldn't call a "corporate holiday" anymore...
Immediately one comes to mind, and then I remembered I posted about it at some point. ;)
I don't really have a problem with the corporate nature of such things...it's the mindset that Hunter touched upon that drives it to begin with. It was nice to get my wife something because I wasn't obligated to. Last year I didn't do anything, at least material wise. When expectations outweigh appreciation, that's the problem. Same for Christmas.
[FONT=Palatino Linotype]"Bust a nut!" - Dimebag
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Einstein[/FONT]
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Einstein[/FONT]
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