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04/23/2006 7:15 pm
Science Fiction

Philosophy vs. Technology
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04/23/2006 8:38 pm
Socialism, of course!

PRS vs. ESP.
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04/23/2006 8:43 pm
PRS

wild Fire vs Controlled burn
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04/23/2006 10:17 pm
Oops.. yea, just ignore and promse to forget this post exists.
Originally Posted by: schmangeugly fat chicks
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04/24/2006 12:45 am
Originally Posted by: Akirawild fire

false optimism or false pessimism


False Optimism.

Phil Hartman vs Darryl Hammond
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
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04/24/2006 6:09 am
rabbit costume... for the aforementioned dream girl!

making out with an old lady vs. cutting your own leg off
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04/24/2006 10:33 am
Gross as it is, I think I'd make out with the old lady. I mean, you can always just wash your mouth out. Washing your mouth out wouldn't do that much for you after cutting your own leg off.

Okay, another dilemma:

Complete abstinence from alcohol vs. never learning to drive.
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04/24/2006 2:27 pm
Originally Posted by: jiujitsu_jesusGross as it is, I think I'd make out with the old lady. I mean, you can always just wash your mouth out. Washing your mouth out wouldn't do that much for you after cutting your own leg off.

Okay, another dilemma:

Complete abstinence from alcohol vs. never learning to drive.

Complete abstinence. Where's the dilemma in that?

burping vs. farting
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04/24/2006 3:25 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsComplete abstinence. Where's the dilemma in that?

burping vs. farting

Would you believe I was going to do this one like 13 pages ago? Burping.

xx vs. xy
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04/24/2006 6:37 pm
Originally Posted by: earthman buckWould you believe I was going to do this one like 13 pages ago? Burping.

xx vs. xy

ok.. let's see if I paid attention in biology. xx is male chromosomes and xy is female chromosomes... right? in that case, then xy! :p

Xbox vs. PS2 vs. Gamecube
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04/24/2006 6:45 pm
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsok.. let's see if I paid attention in biology. xx is male chromosomes and xy is female chromosomes... right? in that case, then xy! :p

Xbox vs. PS2 vs. Gamecube


Xbox: Hate the controller... Gamecube: seems like it's made for little kids... bad game selection... PS2: Been a Playstation kid since I traded in my Sega Genesis and NES... so my answer is obvious:

PS2!!

$100,000 dollar a year job that you hate... vs. $35,000 a year job that you love??
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04/24/2006 6:56 pm
Originally Posted by: aschlemanXbox: Hate the controller... Gamecube: seems like it's made for little kids... bad game selection... PS2: Been a Playstation kid since I traded in my Sega Genesis and NES... so my answer is obvious:

PS2!!

$100,000 dollar a year job that you hate... vs. $35,000 a year job that you love??

assuming it's a standard 40-hour a week job, I'll take the $100,000 a year job... just because then I'll hate going to work, but then I'll love coming home to my fabulous guitar collection!

losing all your fingers vs. going deaf
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04/24/2006 7:13 pm
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsok.. let's see if I paid attention in biology. xx is male chromosomes and xy is female chromosomes... right? in that case, then xy! :p

Um....I don't know how to tell you this, but xy is the male chromosome.
losing all your fingers vs. going deaf

Um...losing fingers. I'd at least be able to hear the music. Plus, I could always play bass. It's not like that requires fingers. :)

; vs. :
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04/24/2006 8:01 pm
;

Speedboat vs. jetski.
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
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04/24/2006 8:02 pm
Originally Posted by: jiujitsu_jesus;

Speedboat vs. jetski.

Speedboat. Filthy commies!

Communism vs. the clenched fist of corporate America
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04/24/2006 8:03 pm
Originally Posted by: earthman buckUm...losing fingers. I'd at least be able to hear the music. Plus, I could always play bass. It's not like that requires fingers. :)

HAHAHAHA!!! Very nice. :D
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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04/24/2006 8:11 pm
Originally Posted by: earthman buckSpeedboat. Filthy commies!

Communism vs. the clenched fist of corporate America




'Nuff said.

Iced coffee vs. iced chocolate.
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
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If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

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04/24/2006 8:12 pm
Originally Posted by: jiujitsu_jesus{massive pic deleted}
'Nuff said.

Iced coffee vs. iced chocolate.

Iced coffee. Sweet god yes.

This size vs. this size
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04/25/2006 12:35 am
Originally Posted by: earthman buckIced coffee. Sweet god yes.

This size vs. this size


this size
jiujitsu_jesus! For Chrissakes, shrink that friggin' pic before I delete it!! :mad:








legato vs. sweep
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04/25/2006 1:33 am
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings
jiujitsu_jesus! For Chrissakes, shrink that friggin' pic before I delete it!!


I'm so sorry! I'm technologically semiliterate, I don't even know how to shrink pictures :o ... I deleted mine already, I'll just have to wait till earthman comes online so I can ask him to edit it out of his post.
I didn't realise it was so enormous. I'm really sorry, everybody! :o :o
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- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong

If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

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