Originally Posted by: AkiraShouting... at small puppies.
Evo vs. Flo
Flo, just ask my ex.
Devo versus B-52s
R vs B
Flo, just ask my ex.
Devo versus B-52s
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonFlo, just ask my ex.
Divo versus B-52s
It's Devo. And I vote Devo, because they are cool and the only B-52's song I know is "Rock Lobster."
Beatles vs. Rolling Stones
# 2
Originally Posted by: earthman buckIt's Devo. And I vote Devo, because they are cool and the only B-52's song I know is "Rock Lobster."
Are you ****ing kidding?
What about "Love Shack???"
# 3
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonAre you ****ing kidding?
What about "Love Shack???"
Oh. I didn't know that was them. I still vote Devo.
# 4
Originally Posted by: earthman buckIt's Devo. And I vote Devo, because they are cool and the only B-52's song I know is "Rock Lobster."
Beatles vs. Rolling Stones
The Beatles.
Fingers vs. toes.
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
# 5
# 6
Originally Posted by: rockonn91fingers.
cacti or fungi?
cacti, fungi scares me.
guitars vs. amps
# 7
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrscacti, fungi scares me.
guitars vs. amps
Guitars
feminists vs. politicians
# 8
Originally Posted by: Akirafeminists, you ass.
Head butting a rhino vs. head butting a bus
head butting a bus, it might hurt a little more because it's made of metal, but at least it won't turn around angrily, ready to shove a 6-inch horn into your flesh.
Led zeppelin vs. pink floyd
# 9
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrshead butting a bus, it might hurt a little more because it's made of metal, but at least it won't turn around angrily, ready to shove a 6-inch horn into your flesh.
Led zeppelin vs. pink floyd
Led Zeppelin, just to piss off Pink Floyd fans.
Ulysses or Harry Potter
# 10
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonLed Zeppelin, just to piss off Pink Floyd fans.
Ulysses or Harry Potter
Ulysses. There are too many reasons why. I don't know where to start.
Evil Dead vs. Army of Darkness
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 11
Evil Dead.
Herodotus vs. Thucydides.
Herodotus vs. Thucydides.
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
# 12
Originally Posted by: jiujitsu_jesusEvil Dead.
Herodotus vs. Thucydides.
How about a reserection...
Herodotus.. I dunno just guessed (Its all Greek to me. ;) )
water-based or silicone-based
Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.
# 13
T--I will bite my tounge on what I originally wanted to reply. :D
Water
Sabbath Ozzy or Sabbath DIO
Water
Sabbath Ozzy or Sabbath DIO
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]I reject your reality and substitue my own[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]BYAAAAAAAAAAAH![/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]But it goes to eleven....[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]BYAAAAAAAAAAAH![/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]But it goes to eleven....[/FONT]
# 14
Dio, cause I can't stand BS with ozzy.
Shaking my hand vs. accomplishing world peace.
Shaking my hand vs. accomplishing world peace.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
# 15
Originally Posted by: ericthecableguyDio, cause I can't stand BS with ozzy.
Shaking my hand vs. accomplishing world peace.
shaking your hand... peace is boring
dreyer's "dibs" vs. regular ice cream
# 16
Regular ice creammmmm.... yum.
Giant Monster potatoe bent on world domination vs. Slightly Undersized Jumbo Shrimp.
Giant Monster potatoe bent on world domination vs. Slightly Undersized Jumbo Shrimp.
War?
# 17
The giant monster potato. It's much more amusing to think about.
Love vs. money.
Love vs. money.
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
# 18
Originally Posted by: jiujitsu_jesusThe giant monster potato. It's much more amusing to think about.
Love vs. money.
duh... money=love... you ain't get no lovin' if yer broke!
:rolleyes: vs. :eek:
# 19
Originally Posted by: ericthecableguyDio, cause I can't stand BS with ozzy.
You can't stand Black Sabbath with Ozzy?!?!?!?! Whyever not?
I guess I'll go with :eek: , as it reflects my current state of surprise.
Cabbage Head vs. the Chicken Lady
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