Magic. Ninja or no, you will fall to magic.
GT or PDF :p
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
R vs B
If that was true I would have a car now.
Magic. Ninja or no, you will fall to magic.
GT or PDF :p
Magic. Ninja or no, you will fall to magic.
GT or PDF :p
# 1
Originally Posted by: acapella rapeme
GT or PDF :p
PDF LOLZ!!1!
ugh. *kills self*
sweet or sour?
# 2
Sweet...obviously
Cheech or Chong?
Cheech or Chong?
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
# 3
My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult because it rymes at the end :D
Um. APPLE vs MICROSOFT
Um. APPLE vs MICROSOFT
"This is your life, are you who you want to be?
This is your life, is it everything you dreamed that it would be?"
This is your life, is it everything you dreamed that it would be?"
# 4
Originally Posted by: rocknrolltheCAMy Life With The Thrill Kill Kult because it rymes at the end :D
Um. APPLE vs MICROSOFT
Apple. You can't eat a microsoft.
My little finger vs. a bulldozer
# 5
Mouse Wheel. Pollution... :mad:
Football (Soccer) vs American Football (ewww) :p
Football (Soccer) vs American Football (ewww) :p
"This is your life, are you who you want to be?
This is your life, is it everything you dreamed that it would be?"
This is your life, is it everything you dreamed that it would be?"
# 6
SEX vs GUITAR
# 7
Originally Posted by: alucard0941SEX vs GUITAR
Guitar...if you try hard enough, your guitar can satisfy you sexually (not that I know)
Jean Claude Van Dam vs Sylvester Stallone
Dont shoot yourself in the head.
# 8
Comic strips because they have less chance of getting you beat up.
Nirvana vs. Soundgarden
Nirvana vs. Soundgarden
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
# 9
# 10
Acapella because that's me! :)
Jazz Bass vs. Precision Bass
Jazz Bass vs. Precision Bass
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
# 11
# 12
.88, because unneccessary decimals like 1.0 just irritate me.
Lawyers vs. tax collectors?
Lawyers vs. tax collectors?
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
# 13
lawmakers because im po
losing sense of taste or losing sense of touch
losing sense of taste or losing sense of touch
Originally Posted by: schmangeugly fat chicks
# 14
Taste, cause losing feeling would suck, especially when it comes to "making whoopy" :rolleyes:
Cake or death?? hehe Edie Izzard
Cake or death?? hehe Edie Izzard
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
Myspace
Myspace
# 15
Originally Posted by: purelawmakers because im po
losing sense of taste or losing sense of touch
Sense of touch. No one touches me anyway.
Farting vs. burping
# 16
Originally Posted by: elklanderccTaste, cause losing feeling would suck, especially when it comes to "making whoopy" :rolleyes:
Cake or death?? hehe Edie Izzard
Death. It'll be a cold day in hell when I eat cake.
Milk vs. syphilis?
# 17
cake sounds, tastes, and feels better.
getting cut or getting stabbed
getting cut or getting stabbed
Originally Posted by: schmangeugly fat chicks
# 18
Originally Posted by: earthman buck
Milk vs. syphilis?
SYPHILIS ALL THE WAY, BABY!
rootbeer or creme soda?
# 19
Originally Posted by: purecake sounds, tastes, and feels better.
getting cut or getting stabbed
Getting stabbed, then getting cut. That's called multitasking.
:) vs. :mad:
# 20