Originally Posted by: jiujitsu_jesusGross as it is, I think I'd make out with the old lady. I mean, you can always just wash your mouth out. Washing your mouth out wouldn't do that much for you after cutting your own leg off.
Okay, another dilemma:
Complete abstinence from alcohol vs. never learning to drive.
Complete abstinence. Where's the dilemma in that?
burping vs. farting
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They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.