Q: What did the lead guitarist say on his wedding night?
A: "Oh [u]me[/u], oh [u]me[/u], oh [u]me[/u]!"
Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to ignore the problem, another to call a roadie, and a third to complain that the bulb gets too much attention.
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a lead guitarist's arm?
A: A tattoo.
Q: What do you call a lead guitar player that only knows two chords?
A: A music critic.
Q: What do you call a guitarist in a three-piece suit?
A: The Defendant.
Q: Why aren't there any guitarists in medical school?
A: You have to wash.
Q: When is a guitar better than a lover?
A: The other twenty-three and a half-hours in the day.
:D
It's all getting too serious !!!
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Originally posted by Lordathestrings
Q: What did the lead guitarist say on his wedding night?
A: "Oh [u]me[/u], oh [u]me[/u], oh [u]me[/u]!"
Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to ignore the problem, another to call a roadie, and a third to complain that the bulb gets too much attention...etc, etc, etc.
:D
Hehehehe. Funny.
Why is a guitar better than women?
1. Your guitar doesn't care how many other guitars you've played with today
2. You can play your guitar anytime of the month.
3. You can finger your guitar in puplic and get applause, not arrested.
4. You can share your guitar with your friends.
5. Your parents don't keep in touch with the guitars you got rid of.
Why are guitars better then men? (Never one to be accused of being sexist)
1. The guitar can keep playing as long as you can.
2. Guitars don't leave the toilet seat up.
3. You'll never find a guitar crouched double of the toilet after you've been out drinking together.
There should be more, but I've forgotten then. Ah well.
Don't worry too much about me, ignore me long enough and I'll go away.
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Q: What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: How do you know when the stage is level?
A: The guitarist drools out of both sides of his mouth.
Q: What's the difference between folk and classical guitar?
A: About $50 an hour in studio billing.
Q: How do you make a guitarist's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in his ear.
Q: Why are so many guitarist jokes one-liners?
A: So the rest of the band can understand them.
Q: Did you hear about the guitarist who was hit by a train?
A: Yeah. He never heard it coming.
Q: What does a lead guitarist fear most?
A: That if they keep doing that long enough, they'll go blind.
A: Homeless.
Q: How do you know when the stage is level?
A: The guitarist drools out of both sides of his mouth.
Q: What's the difference between folk and classical guitar?
A: About $50 an hour in studio billing.
Q: How do you make a guitarist's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in his ear.
Q: Why are so many guitarist jokes one-liners?
A: So the rest of the band can understand them.
Q: Did you hear about the guitarist who was hit by a train?
A: Yeah. He never heard it coming.
Q: What does a lead guitarist fear most?
A: That if they keep doing that long enough, they'll go blind.
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nice one space ace, I never laughed sooo hard in my life, but thats just my sic sense of humor.
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The Educatedfilm prestigous award for not so prestigous jokes goes to (drum roll)....Lordathestrings for:
"Q: What do you call a guitarist in a three-piece suit?
A: The Defendant."
Great topic by the way...
"Q: What do you call a guitarist in a three-piece suit?
A: The Defendant."
Great topic by the way...
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last i was there they had a few jokes on just about all types of musicians.
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