Q: What did the lead guitarist say on his wedding night?
A: "Oh [u]me[/u], oh [u]me[/u], oh [u]me[/u]!"

Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to ignore the problem, another to call a roadie, and a third to complain that the bulb gets too much attention.

Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a lead guitarist's arm?
A: A tattoo.

Q: What do you call a lead guitar player that only knows two chords?
A: A music critic.

Q: What do you call a guitarist in a three-piece suit?
A: The Defendant.

Q: Why aren't there any guitarists in medical school?
A: You have to wash.

Q: When is a guitar better than a lover?
A: The other twenty-three and a half-hours in the day.

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