Originally posted by Lordathestrings
Q: What did the lead guitarist say on his wedding night?
A: "Oh [u]me[/u], oh [u]me[/u], oh [u]me[/u]!"

Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to ignore the problem, another to call a roadie, and a third to complain that the bulb gets too much attention...etc, etc, etc.
:D

Hehehehe. Funny.

Why is a guitar better than women?

1. Your guitar doesn't care how many other guitars you've played with today

2. You can play your guitar anytime of the month.

3. You can finger your guitar in puplic and get applause, not arrested.

4. You can share your guitar with your friends.

5. Your parents don't keep in touch with the guitars you got rid of.

Why are guitars better then men? (Never one to be accused of being sexist)

1. The guitar can keep playing as long as you can.

2. Guitars don't leave the toilet seat up.

3. You'll never find a guitar crouched double of the toilet after you've been out drinking together.

There should be more, but I've forgotten then. Ah well.