So I actually got a girlfriend

Yea my chick keeps me undercontrol... she says she doesnt boss me... I just need direction :)

She tells me not to eat at mcDonalds cos I did so already this week, tells me to apply for a job or she wont see me, tells me to stop wearing lacoste polo shirts and wear tighter von dutch ones cos they compliment by broad shoulders, tells me to say please and thank you even though I was gona, tells me if I mention the blonde twins that work in the chippy one more time then she will bite my something off then next time she sees it.

She tells me other stuff too but by that point Im not really taking it all in :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by: AkiraLast x-mas I got a toy guitar from Sophie. When you push the button it does a cool solo! And it even has a semi-working trem bar.

You wanna impress Sophie? Match that solo on your own guitar.

Originally Posted by: AkiraI did.....

Haha! rockin!

Lets see a pic of this sophie chick :P

Girlfriends are great, especially when your wife doesn't know about it! JUST KIDDING - about the wife part anyway. I love women. I have more female friends than guy friends.

Women: can't kill 'em, can't live without 'em.

And it has to be said, girls who paly guitar are awesome, not only do they make good girlfriends but lets face it, they are sexy, no matter what the look like[/QUOTE]



im a girl and i totally agree with that :D :p

Originally Posted by: Axl_RoseYea my chick keeps me undercontrol... she says she doesnt boss me... I just need direction :)

She tells me not to eat at mcDonalds cos I did so already this week, tells me to apply for a job or she wont see me, tells me to stop wearing lacoste polo shirts and wear tighter von dutch ones cos they compliment by broad shoulders, tells me to say please and thank you even though I was gona, tells me if I mention the blonde twins that work in the chippy one more time then she will bite my something off then next time she sees it.

Wow, man, she sounds like a real keeper!

Originally Posted by: kellymim a girl and i totally agree with that :D :p

I gotta say, I like when they play piano better.

Heh,you look kinda hung over.

I'm still hoping for that someone to enter my life.

That's a mean looking axe, man. I bet it plays like a charm.

Am I the only one here with short hair :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by: Axl_RoseAm I the only one here with short hair :rolleyes:

Ever seen a pic of the good Dr.?

I have short hair myself too.

My hair is down past my shoulders and I wouldn't have it any other way... well, except for that one time I really needed a job, but now that I have a job (especially one as lenient as mine) it's free reign.

Yeah, jobs suck. But they do come in handy for getting new gear... that and paying rent... and those bills.... oh yeah, and food.... and gas.

I just finnished school back in South Africa, so my hair is also currently shortish(well, getting longer now,down to my chin), we have to keep our hair short when in school, as for jobs, some of em rock, I am allowed to grow as much hair as I want, infact, my Boss has long dreads down his back, and three big spikes coming out of his lower lip, so I am alright.

Yea, jobs are also handy for getting new gear, and as a self-confessed gear-head, I am always keen to do this.

I have real short hair. I plan on shaving my head by the end of the week, but that wouldn't be much more than 1/4 of an inch i'll be cutting off.

this thread is going strong and showing no sign of quitting...I have never ever laughed so much at one thread.

Originally Posted by: HammurabiThe majority of women tend to be either fat and ugly, manipulative whores, completely emotionally unstable, already taken, or any combination of those. You're better off not tying yourself down to any of them.

Just a pointer- don't ever become friends with any girl you plan on asking out. Anyone who uses the 'a relationship would hurt our friendship' bullocks should be beat senseless and left in a dumpster.

Sad to see you think that about my gender. But sometimes I have to agree... I see some nasty ones out there.
I have an emotinally unstable friend, and I know a few manipulative girls too and I can fully agree with you there but hey, man, we're not all so bad.

I'm not fat, and I don't think I'm ugly (not drop-dead gorgeous either), I'm not manipulative (very independant if anything as I don't always like to depend on other people), and one doesn't have to try to find the hidden 'girl' meaning behind my words. I'm a pretty emotionally sensible person (don't get off my head easy). Not trying to say I'm perfect, but I am trying to point out that we're not all so bad!

And on the point of being friends before having a more serious relationship - who gives a crap. If something 'else' is there, then something else is there. If something 'else' isn't present, then it isn't. I prefer not beating about the bush when it comes to that. I wouldn't be offended if a guy friend said he actually had more feelings for me. My reaction would depend on what my feelings were toward him and if I felt the same, but I can assure you that if I didn't have the same feelings, I'd feel awful :(

I've had my share of women and problems in the past, but now I got the same girl for some time and she's just beautifull and actually has a personality :p not trying to offend anyone but I've met some 'blondes' who are just beauty and nothing else and I really hate that

respect Renisenb for being so honest, there have always been many girls (just like guys) who follow the majority, simply put it's really sad, therefor many people generalize on that majority as if everyone is like that, never judge prematurely! and now I'll stop typing cause I'm getting too serious :eek:

Originally Posted by: Renisenb
And on the point of being friends before having a more serious relationship - who gives a crap. If something 'else' is there, then something else is there. If something 'else' isn't present, then it isn't. I prefer not beating about the bush when it comes to that. I wouldn't be offended if a guy friend said he actually had more feelings for me. My reaction would depend on what my feelings were toward him and if I felt the same, but I can assure you that if I didn't have the same feelings, I'd feel awful :(

I dont think any girl would be offended by summin like that, but like you said, you would feel awful, which is what would make things change between the two people involved...one would feel embarrassed and the other,guilty...and that's just a big balls up...but should it go the other way,both of you could find an awesome relationship...

on a completely different note...
my brother is being such a wanker...all angry and grumpy...I hate such irritable people.